That specific, horrifying thought has never specifically coursed through my brain until this specific, horrifying moment. I think even less of her now. Just. They’re ALL SO GROSS BUT HE’S THE WORST AND I’M ANGRY AND SAD AND HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED AND WHY WOULD SHE SUBJECT HERSELF TO AHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.…

I seriously can’t stop laughing at this comment/gif combo and it’s inexplicable. You win, man. You win.

Oddly creepy and I love it for some reason. You have a gift with GIFs.

You leave my wife and her teal ( I think it’s teal, idk, I’m a guy and I think it’s normal for me to not know colors good n stuff) yeti tumbler out of this. That thing is AMAZING. That being said she is just a regular whitefolk. Nothing to fear here. Don’t read too deeply into that yeti. GRANTED - we live in Nebraska,…

Fuck. I just realized I called it Deus Ex Machina in every comment.

oh.... no no no - Empire, my guy. Empire all day. yub-yub all up and down Jedi.

The gif gaaaaame thoooooo. Nice work.

“I guess one of the reasons that I didn’t “get” this particular film is because I didn’t see myself in it.”

Ex Machina should be somewhere in there. That movie is still in my head and it’s been months since I saw it. It does such a good job of putting the seeds of doubt into your mind about the true motives of modern tech giants without beating that idea over your head because it has other important things to say, too.

Ummm. Well actually it is bad. Would it not be equally fucked up to be throwing bandages into a crowd of Las Vegas shooting survivors like you’re a human tshirt-cannon at an ice hockey game? You don’t fucking do that.

Preach.

Stories like this are the fucking BEST. If I were super rich I would do stuff like this all day, every day. These guys are great. Thanks for sharing! Little bit of FiH restored.

I absolutely loved that it was about them. This was his struggle with the loss of his daughter. The journey to redemption. The sacrifice, the fear, the selflessness, the bravery, the compassion, the empathy.... Just. Yeah. I know this post is old as hell but I stumbled on it and it made all those feelies come back.

Stories like this and from Eve are fascinating - obligatory comment with mandatory followup that: I’ve got zero interest in playing the game. Keep it up!

Legitimately laughed out loud at this. Most things get a sensible chuckle or snort of acknowledgement from me - well done. Bravo.

I had a boss one time who felt that way about ketchup - and took it a step further that if a condiment is ‘out’ in a restaurant and in a little pack it meant two things: it did not ever need to be refrigerated, and it never expired. I legitimately watched him pour a packet of mustard sand onto a cheeseburger one time.

“I was told! By the Pumpkin King! *hand slap* That I could walk in the Starbucks! *hand slap* And get the spice!”... 8 years later... *slaps hand down again*.

Minorities, the disabled, the news, nurses, other countries, food.... all good. But GUNS? Guns? How dare you....

And. for. damn. sure. more. than. most. kids.

I feel bad for her if she was hacked. I DOUBT that is the case, but that sucks if she was, that message sucks, and her facing the consequences of someone else’s actions sucks. If she says she didn’t do it, doesn’t feel that way, condemns it, offers proof, sure - benefit of the doubt. If not,  however - f*ck that…