"Millions of fans can't be all wrong". Justin Beiber comes to mind..

Nope. No. No. No. Nope. No. No. No. Nope. No. No. Nope. No. No.

Woah, woah woah. Hold your horses there. Let's not gloss over this part like it didn't happen with just an 'interestingly': "Interestingly, the researchers consider their simulation to be a forerunner to more powerful versions in which molecules, cells, and even humans themselves might someday be generated." Like…

"At least she didn't release a pop song. " SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Shush, you devil. If I hear a Weiner song on the radio...

"Why does having a sexting affair with a married man or even doing porn make someone a "bad person"?" Um. If you can't think of why 'having a sexting affair with a married man..' makes you a bad person, you are a fucking stupid bad person with no morals. People complain that homesexuals are ruining the sanctity of…

*Pucker*

Boom. Nailed it.

Well that is messed up... I'm sorry to hear that. I just mean that's a pretty big 'fact' to just throw around - that it's like a global pandemic. I could be wrong, I'm not saying that's not a distinct possibility. I just like being able to back up what I say with facts or if I decide that I want to take action on…

"...all across the globe, young girls have wept in counsellors' offices as they tell of gentle and caring boys suddenly turning nasty because they thought that was what you are supposed to do in sex." Any proof at all to this claim? Sounds made up.

False. Nipples covered in glitter do not go away. The same thing can be said for body paint. LIES.

It was introduced in 2008 as an additional fyi. Not too old. I will say, I thought they were bringing an XC40 or something new and crazy to the table though when I first saw the teasers for the campaign. I'll keep hoping...

Volvo XC60. Here's one parked

This video is for the XC60 by the way. Totally different car. That vehicle in the images is an XC60.

Yuengling should apparently sponsor Kinja and Deadspin because holy shit. B-A-NA-NA-S.

Is it an acquired taste in the same sense that asphalt is an acquired taste for the nerdy kid in high school?

I was going to write-off this whole article upon seeing my go-to beers listed in the top three of the bottom-of-the-barrel: RR and Keystone. Then I read the remarks for RR and yeah, I guess it's not just me then, it does smell like a big armpit fart. I kept reading and alas, the comments on Keystone Light (never had…

Schools can ban clothing now based on how it will distract boys. These were boys we were talking about though so surely they can be trusted as adult men. And in the military? The most elite branches of the military no less? All is right in Freedom and Hamburger Land. Oh? They're raping and molesting all the women?…

Breasts are just the slaves of clothing. They have dreams too. Dreams of being free, unburdened with fulfilling the wishes of thei- ahh fuck it, 'ye has gone off the deep-end. Maybe he can make fun of some gay fish while he's down there.

Oh it says "Do NOT Attempt". Man I was literally just about to hop in my car, take it for a drive to a random desert with mountains in the background and wait for a dragon-fart to mighty-morph my car into one that resembles a late 1800's train engine after being stepped on by King Kong. Glad I didn't get hurt.

I like your style.