I'm sure he will go out like Michael Jordan: with his batting average hovering right around .220

Goddamnit. I scrolled all the way down here to see you ask this question, and he didn't even respond. What an ass.

In addition, Berman is still the worst.

HOF DUAN-

I wholeheartedly agree. I really hate this entire "Embrace Debate" nonsense that ESPN is running with but I will admit, I still enjoy Around The Horn. I guess it's the variety of pundits (both good and bad), a few honest journalists, i.e. Bomani, Cowlishaw , etc.(yes I like Cowlishaw), and Reali that keeps me coming…

As someone who worked for many years at a "tobacco related" retail shop, that price is somewhat average.

Let's pour out a little of what everyone is drinking tonight for the passing of Ken Venturi. Mr. Venturi was many things: a recognized and liked voice of televised golf, a true optimist, a fucking stick and a half, but most importantly a gentleman of the highest order. I was lucky enough to have a cocktail with the…

Honest question:

It might be a little late, but I would like to give some propers to Mr. Ley for the song selection this evening. J-5, Modest Mouse and Postal Service next month at Coachella. That is all.

Classic.

Some charter fishing guys I know in AK use the phrase "all fucked up like a soup sandwich" in reference to being incredibly drunk. It is the only place I have ever heard it used. I have tried to transplant it to other states I have lived in, but it always fails to catch on.

I know a Kyler. An ultra-christian type from Ohio. He is one of those guys that you curse around and feel terrible about yourself as you do it. But you still do it anyway.

Ha! I'm down here and enjoying every minute of it!

Good gravy! I don't know how I missed that one by Ray there, but that shit is absolutely priceless.

If we are talkin' 2012, I liked this one by SSE especially: http://deadspin.com/5899264/t

This Celtics-Nuggets finish is a doozy!

The Buckner Building was constructed during World War II as a barracks to all military personnel and their families that were stationed there at the time. It's creepy as shit to walk through, regardless of the season.

Me likee. Is shall make a purchase.

You are dying of starvation and the only thing available to eat is a chimpanzee. How do you cook it? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Sweet Jesus is that funny!