I don't know who that gentleman in the grey suit is, but John Harbaugh is going ape shit on him right now.

Well done. Thank you for this.

Especially when they let Chuck call a game. So entertaining.

I was thinking about this exact same thing, and that's why I would have to go with an actual porn star like Sasha Grey. Paris and Kim were in exactly one smut film each, while a quick search of Ms. Grey automatically brings up about 300 clips involving everything from toilet licking to gang bangs.

That's great. +1

He can't take you up on the second part of your offer. It seems Chipper already ate that too.

Ha!

Holy Moses. +1

Fifty Shades Of Obesity

That doodle is just...amazing. Getting a little dusty in here.

I am in awe of you. +1

Nothing better than a Twitter shout out from the Vice President of Heavenly Operations.

I think this is something you might be interested in: https://twitter.com/Jesus_M_Christ/status/278294830306713601

Let's be honest here, trolls lack social skills. Not just the ones on Yahoo.

Here's a great place to start: http://www.indianvalleymeats.com/

Anyone else think that the Sam Gordon/MNF interview was set up by the league? I came to this conclusion as soon as she started talking about how they are taught to tackle using the "Heads-Up" policy, without directly referencing it.

I was directed to A Short History Of Nearly Everything By Bill Bryson by some of the commentariat here a few months ago and I'm on my 3rd time through it.

As far as the cryptic tweet, I think he is referring to three things:

With any luck, Paul Azinger is having an aneurysm as we speak.

Come on guy. '81 with the Dodgers and '93 with the Blue Jays.