Yeah, but like the article points out, that shit doesn't work. I have seen people pour water on their food to officially end the meal and not eat anymore, but that is pretty extreme.

I agree with you 100%. I was born and raised in Sacramento and have been to 40 or so games. Enough to see the good, the bad, and the ugly. This group shows more grit and determination than any of the others before. A true team. If they win the World Series, I will fucking lose it.

What was the most difficult part of re-adapting to life on the outside?

I am pretty sure that would be the highlight of my life.

A little off topic, but I have been on a boat in the Gulf of Alaska for two weeks. I am pretty sure it was you with that great call on the vacating of those Paterno wins. It was a deserved punishment.

I'm pretty sure that the Paterno family needs to just stop releasing statements to the media. They are starting to look as bad as people who deny the holocaust.

I thought the same thing. Pretty rich, huh?

Great idea! I'll bet it tastes like a 55 point victory.

Thank God I am not alone. Seriously, for a while there every time I saw them, I thought I was the only one. For some reason I thought they would increase in value as they got older, so I made sure they didn't fill the cups with a soft drink type beverage.

I don't think you can consider Durant as a surefire HoF'er quite yet, but I see where you are coming from.

As someone who collected all of the McDonald's Collector Cups at age 11, and still owns them, I wholeheartedly agree with your spot on analysis.

Just, wow. I am in awe.

No kidding. Kinja hits for the cycle more often that Aaron Hill.

Greatest human being ever. I bet Jesus is telling everyone up there to refer to heaven as Buttland and trying to learn how to ollie off of a pair of massive titties while wearing a Jeter jersey.

That is awkwardly brilliant.

I second that. It was only a matter of time.

Pretty obvious there. I have never had a joke stolen mostly because I rarely say anything funny in the presence of other humans.

That's just Manny being like Manny: Out of the majors real soon.

Oof. I am not sure who Disco Choo is.

I thought you had me beat last week. I think you picked the wrong year to stockpile your roster with members of the Rockies.