Jesus, even Greggggg is on that Twitter thread dunking on Barry... what a thin skinned asshole. 

Go visit any American Legion post and you’ll see the same thing. My father is a Vietnam veteran (never deployed, medic at Walter Reed) and a very liberal individual. He refuses to give me his DD214 so I can join our local post. I live in a somewhat rural Alaskan town. I’m like “Dad, I jus wanna go to steak night with…

This is the stupidest version of breaking the Stringer Bell Rule that I’ve ever heard of...

I wasn’t talking about his other material and neither was the author of this post. 

I did and he’s still like to have that conversation. That’s the point of the whole bit....

Bill Hicks would like a word with you....

Hey now. I live in Alaska and WE are the Alabama Of The North(TM)...

Good....

I have spent more than 45 days on every major island over the span of eight winters or so and every time before I leave someone asks me what my plans are and my reply is always: “Come back alive....”. They give me a strange look and I shrug. Those islands are beautiful but downright relentlessly dangerous.

That’s awesome. What island and what part of it?

I know this is probably a better question for the Chatspin, but are The Stacks dead and I jus didn’t get the memo?

What’s the over/under until Bell is wearing a Raiders uniform?

There’s a reason I refer to my home of Alaska as the Alabama of the North. Once the snow melts off it’s an absolute disaster area. Other seasons aren’t too much better. The mentality about the whole thing is stunning....

But probably not the one we deserve...

I’ve had to deal with Minority Leader McCarthy on numerous occasions during an annual halibut fishing tournament he attends in the small town in Alaska I live in and I can promise you this: He is somehow even more of a smug, condescending asshole in real life than on television.

Shit, there are Step Back Truthers now?

Greg Oden and the Portland Trail Blazers would like a word with you...

You sure it’s not Burneko spurring the Celtics on to the next five titles after this mornings post? 

yes

If you enjoy hiking, like I do, this is a must. About a 30 minute drive out of Coachella Valley but well worth it...