jeremyhorn01
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jeremyhorn01

Well, if Sean Payton hadn’t of lost his brain in the last two minutes, the Saints are in the Super Bowl. That blown call should never had occurred because they should have been kicking a FG with about 25 seconds left. It didn’t occur because they decided to throw the ball on 1st and 3rd downs. Terrible play calling at

I know the Seavey family very well and to say that an accusation like this is outside of their ethos is beyond reproach....

Many states/counties/cities will offer a 1.5 or 2 days per day served on their final sentence if they waive their right to post bail. Usually it’s at the recommendation of the attorney because the of the obviousness of the guilt...

Imagine Don Young having to swear in Hillary Clinton? He’d have an aneurysm as soon as he set foot in the chambers... 

When I was living in an rental house that had one (coincidentally the only time I’ve ever had one), I always hand washed and jus used it as a drying rack. I get a strange daily catharsis hand washing after cooking meals...

If you’ve heard The Dollop episode on Rube Waddell I think it’s an easy choice...

Give me The Dollop or give me death!

Pickled salmon or GTFO...

Can’t find 6-12 witnesses? How about the dozen folks on the jury that decided the defendant should die? I’m pretty sure Capitol cases in Arkansas are handed down by the jury...

Unfortunately, this seems to fall under the classic axiom of “If you can’t do, teach. And if you can’t teach, teach youth.”.

I happen to know of a wonderful gentleman that carries the name Billy proudly...

Has anyone given Magary shit for his incredibly generous GQ avatar?

I got you covered for Alaska. Tony's Bar & Liquor Store in Seward. $32.99. Work there part time in the winters.

It would seem that you have channeled your inner-Chomsky, and I like it.

If you don't think that all sports organizations, whether they are within the professional or college ranks, don't have rough spots from year to year than you are the delusional one. And expecting any team to win its conference title every year is asking a little much I think.

Do you really think Bob Stoops and those Oklahoma teams are a "partial success"?

Sweet Jesus, man. That "Little Hotel" video needs a NSFW warning. I have spent the last 15 minutes trying to explain my uncontrollable sobbing to 3 different co-workers. Gotta go, must call my mom immediately.