Look, if you're gonna go around throwing the word "boner" in your title, there had better be a picture of a guy, in public, with a boner. Otherwise, I'm not going to click on this stuff and give you people money.

Swing and a miss.

Question. Does this game give you the underserved sense that you, and by extension your child, are the centre of the universe? Because if it doesn’t, I’m not sure it succeeds in portraying what it’s like to be a parent...

As anyone who has watched Lost knows, Sayid never laughs.

Why is Goldshire so damn popular?

“the employees seemed perfectly ok with it.”

At first I thought, “55,000 Lego bricks, holy geez, where do you get 55,000 Lego bricks?”

Did women actually wear bras and panties in the middle ages, let alone leather ones?

Don Lafontaine: “This Summer!

The day Ben Affleck was cast.

Why did I watch that PT video? I live alone and have red X-Mas lights strung up around my desk.

Good luck! I'm gonna picture you as Steve Coogan in Around the World in 80 Days.

This scares me in an "I'm Stewie Griffin and I'm scared of Queen's News of the World album cover" sort of way.

I think the first picture says "lol, dude, you have NO idea how bad I'm gonna kill you."

M’kay.

I came here to see wang floppin’ and flappin’ around.

What the hell?

Capitalism.