Yeah, bag o’ crisps, maybe a Red Bull (haven’t had one in a while), uh, Junior Mints?...

How do the cops in Canada rank? Anyone have any stories?

It’s nice to know that the hospital didn’t go “well, it appears your stuff is just GONE, and we can’t look into this any further for you, like, say, check surveillance cameras and see if the person you’re accusing took them”.

Oooh, I thought I was the misogynist. And I was like, “I’m sure you’re right, but why?” lol

Nice to see he didn't bash his legs on a rock this time.

What was his power again? Charging playing cards?

I don’t get it.

That's not the Drake I fell in love with. That's not the Drake who made me swoon.

I want to be like Bill Bailey when it comes to women. I’m not sure what that means exactly, but that’s how far I have to go before I am like Bill Bailey when it comes to women.

It’s always like this. It’ll get better. It has to.

I still haven’t played TLoU. OMFG. What am waiting for, for it to be 9.99$?!

My personal relationships with women are pretty shitty. I’ve never hit, and I hope I’ve never been emotionally abusive... I think I’ve just been emotional, and petty, not that that’s much better... I’ve definitely put my pride ahead of how the women I’ve been with have felt. So, I wouldn’t really call myself a force…

A woman said those things?!

There’s this joke I heard... forget who said it. Something about how guidance counsellors are so good at knowing how to get a good job, but end being a guidance counsellor themselves...

Maybe that’s code for something.

How to jerk off and play at the same is an issue that comes immediately to mind.

A couple things:

“It is easier for a rich man to enter the gates of Heaven than it is for Kylie’s camel toe to fit insider her trousers.”

Hong Kong... where they make fake Prada stuff... And fake BMWs... and iPads... and Starbucks... and...

Neither is raping little boys. To be fair.