I like Stephen Fry...

And the guns went "giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggity"

It's the me of airplanes.

This.

iseewhatyoudidthere

Thanks, I was wondering if I’d have a seizure today.

*Smacks forehead*

Nah, Canada, and I only have a PS3. Last I checked, it wasn’t on PSN.

I have a hankerin’ to play XenoGEARS but you can’t get it anywhere.

I have a tattoo of Halloween Harry.

Best in Show

Ronald McDonald was looking for his wig earlier.

Russia, you dick!

This time:

“The reason I’m telling you after the fact that I am transgendered is because I now expect you to be okay with having slept with a transgendered person, but obviously, I omitted telling you before hand because I thought maybe you wouldn’t be okay sleeping with me, a transgendered person.”

Hmm, food for thought, for sure. Never say never, I suppose.

I think it’s important to say “hey, I’m transgendered,” before hand. I don’t think that’s asking too much. Is it? Am I wrong?

But I don’t hate transpeople. I just don’t want to sleep with one. Isn’t that my choice? Don’t I have a choice about where I put my dick, having first been granted permission by a woman?

Good news! You can jump on the angry Trevor Noah bandwagon! Very popular right now.

If I slept with what I thought was a woman, but later found out it was a man, I’d be upset too. Or would I be expected in today’s society to be okay with that?