And here I thought it was MCdilldos, a sandwich McD’s thought better of unleashing on the public.

Hot though. Which in my book goes a long way.

I loved Enemy at the Gates. And I'm pretty sure a lot of people would've hated it, 'cuz Jude Law, and the liberties taken. But I loved it.

Well, jeans have been a safe bet since the ol’ miner prospector days. I guess just stick with a tee, or a plain coloured button shirt. Oh, and the fit is everything.

Can I just say how absolutely terrible FFX was? UGH!

I’m happy for you. It’s a friggin’ Skyline.

I have a poop story.

I'm sure there are some Souls and Bloodborne fans here, so I'm calling out to you.

Oh, for fuck sake, not again.

That Modest Mouse chick’s a whore.

Let 'em eat guac!

Will I still enjoy myself if I play the PS3 version after watching this amazing video?

I don't know comics. Is Green Arrow a dude?

I thought that was Meg switching between voices, huh. Cool :)

I tip out of obli-fucking-gation. I'm of the mind that people should be paid more, and tipping, the need to tip should die.

On Jack White: Y’know he gave that horse a carrot so he’d break your foot.

I couldn’t get a date to save my pathetic life.

How’d you do that??

Look, if you're gonna go around throwing the word "boner" in your title, there had better be a picture of a guy, in public, with a boner. Otherwise, I'm not going to click on this stuff and give you people money.

Swing and a miss.