Question. Does this game give you the underserved sense that you, and by extension your child, are the centre of the universe? Because if it doesn’t, I’m not sure it succeeds in portraying what it’s like to be a parent...

Why is Goldshire so damn popular?

At first I thought, “55,000 Lego bricks, holy geez, where do you get 55,000 Lego bricks?”

Did women actually wear bras and panties in the middle ages, let alone leather ones?

Don Lafontaine: “This Summer!

Why did I watch that PT video? I live alone and have red X-Mas lights strung up around my desk.

M’kay.

I came here to see wang floppin’ and flappin’ around.

What the hell?

Yeah, bag o’ crisps, maybe a Red Bull (haven’t had one in a while), uh, Junior Mints?...

How do the cops in Canada rank? Anyone have any stories?

It’s nice to know that the hospital didn’t go “well, it appears your stuff is just GONE, and we can’t look into this any further for you, like, say, check surveillance cameras and see if the person you’re accusing took them”.

Oooh, I thought I was the misogynist. And I was like, “I’m sure you’re right, but why?” lol

Nice to see he didn't bash his legs on a rock this time.

What was his power again? Charging playing cards?

I don’t get it.

That's not the Drake I fell in love with. That's not the Drake who made me swoon.

I want to be like Bill Bailey when it comes to women. I’m not sure what that means exactly, but that’s how far I have to go before I am like Bill Bailey when it comes to women.

It’s always like this. It’ll get better. It has to.