Weeeird. I just got back from my ma's and she had a VHS copy of this sitting on her coffee table.

Do House next!

“ONE bottle of beer on my neck, ONE bottle of beeeeeer!...”

Tried playing Second Life tonight, couldn’t find my way out of that desolate island hub. And the graphics didn’t look very good.

“Hey, where’s my watch gone?”

lmao!

I’m a man and enjoy eating pussy. I’ve had blowjobs, don’t really care if I never get another one. I’d still eat out.

I say do or don’t do what you want, but understand that you may be losing something in return. Makes sense that if you think a dick is nasty and shouldn’t go in your mouth, that you can refuse to do it; but how come your vagina can’t be seen the same way? Not every man can get passed the fact blood comes outta that…

Starting to reconsider my being single is a good thing.

(Cos)play Misty for me.

I’m sorry there is sex discrimination, if only because I find it annoying to hear women complain about anything, even if it’s 100% justified. Even if it’s 100% justified! I don’t know why, it just really annoys me.

Cocktail Party Guy just wanted to hear about your dogs. Maybe your job doesn’t interest him. Your husband’s job obviously interested him. “SOOOOORRRRRYYYYY!” says Cocktail Party Guy, “SHEEEEEESH!”

Hahaha! “It gets better.” Sadly, for you, your conversation didn’t.

I didn't give advice. I could see how you'd think that, but only if I suspend reality for a moment and dumb myself down to your level. Too bad I'm scared of heights.

He had other roles?!