A Jheri curl mullet.

APRIRU FOORU!!!

Means I'm sure you believe it's working.

Have you read Dan Healy's Let them eat Prozac?

I tried to overdose while on Effexor.

I'm sure you believe it's working.

Holy shnikes! Hawken looks sick! Like playing in a futuristic Kowloon Walled City.

Listening to her explain what an Oyster card is to Jeremy Clarkson was delightful.

He looks like he's having one of those "my-girlfriend-is-driving-me-nuts" days.

Smell like you just worked a shift flipping burgers and only made 50$ in minimum wage... okie dokie.

Lemme ask my frozen genitals...

Just finished reading Death By Blackhole. Great read!

“APRIRU FOORU!!!”

You’re 100% right. This is exactly what I did when my girlfriend left me.

Bloody ‘ell, it’s MEEEEE!!!

I hear their leader is in need of a spinal surgeon. How good are you with a scalpel?

Well, let's see 'em then. Are they lopsided? That why she's angry?

Ha! People in the past sure were stupid!