I have zero sympathy for anyone that hooks up with that mental midget. How could she even be surprised?

I’ve been screaming for a Star Wars comedy for years. They could take the cantina band from the original film and do a sort of Spinal Tap style touring comedy. I think it would really work.

The only person that’s been found is you. The sucker that’ll take anything corporate america shoves in his mouth and ask them for another. A person with zero standards who just calls anyone that doesn’t agree with them “fanbois” or “haters”. You’re just a chump.

Yep, without all those pesky “expectations” and the Skywalker saga, we’ll just get the plot holes, awful pacing, total lack of imagination and piss poor character development. Won’t that be awesome?

Fanboism has nothing to do with it. At it’s best TLJ was an inferior remix of Empire, at it’s worst just a demonstrably awful movie with more plot holes than the rest of Star Wars combined. And nobody was silenced. Some people just expect good movies when they buy a ticket. Some chumps like you just need shiny splodey…

“newly announced Andor from Diego Luna and Ahsoka “. If by newly announced you mean announced years ago, then.......yeah. I just want them to leave the Skywalker saga and era behind. Star Wars is a great IP and there are plenty of non Skywalker stories to tell moving forward. And please, for the love of the force, no…

Kotaku has to make everything about race for clickbait. If you’ve been coming here for any amount of time you know that.

55 years from now we won’t be driving anyway. We’re close to fully functional autonomous vehicles now, they’ll be perfected by then. Insurance companies aren’t going to insure drivers to actually drive cars when they can be 99.9% + safe in the hands of AI. I doubt we’ll even have the option to take manual control.…

Or be armed and shoot the pig in the fucking face. That works too. How long are we going to accept American fascism. Shoot first and ask no questions.

Weird how you lump hundreds of thousands of cops into one single category and then don’t see the irony. DERP!

We need to start treating the right wing fuckwits in the US the same way Ukraine treats the fascist fuckwits invading their country. Every chance you get, make the right suffer a loss or you’re just as guilty as them of being an asshole. Hurt them in every single way you can both legally and illegally. History will…

Better a delay than an unpolished release. Why developers give hard release dates I’ll never understand. Id’s motto in the 90's was it’ll be released when it’s done and people were just fine. When you set release dates you just end up disappointing people if it doesn’t make it and you create an air of speculation that…

I’m still trying to find that magical open world rpg that released bug free. I’ve been gaming since I got launched into this world in front of an Atari 2600 and I’ve never played that game.

Why does everyone think it’s odd we haven’t seen much of Starfield yet? This has been Bethesda’s M.O. for over a decade. They usually show their mainline BGS games off the summer before release. We’ll see it next month during their presentation, just like we always have. 

I’d drop Elden Ring in a second to play Starfield. 

That statement is contradictory. If Bethesda releases their games so buggy and let’s the community fix it then why would they delay it? Think it through, sparky.

Easy answer. The chances are zero that’s what happened. Many of the people for Microsoft that would make that decision, which they don’t do for external studios anyway, have already stated they’ve played early builds of Starfield and loved what they saw. They already know exactly what the game is like. More than…

This is apparently newsworthy to Kotaku and it’s rubbish writing staff. This is why Kotaku has become the laughingstock of “gaming?” journalism. Can’t wait for the next big Kardashian update or Pete Davidson tan line story. You guys are killin it.

Bullshit.

It’s got nothing to do with the 90's. Most people above the age of 11 would have thought that was stupid in the 90's. I liked the gameplay, but I hated the character of Duke when the original released.