*fart noise*

...you're such a shitstick.

did...did you just link to a bing search?!

#NotAllTwinsFans

I've been in Boston for the better part of eight years now (moved in from the Midwest) and I hate Anna's with a passion. It's definitely a Bostonian/New England-y thing. Granted, I'd punch my grandmother in the teeth right now to get my mitts on some Potato Oles from Taco John's...so my sensibilities when it comes to…

I'm charged every single time, without fail. If it weren't so necessary for proper burrito consumption, I'd pass — but dammit, I can't quit the guac!

If you're in Central and you're not going to Beantown Taqueria you've already erred. I think Picante is solid, but Beantown is fan-f'n-tastic across the board. Feel free to go well beyond burritos and rock damn near anything else on the menu.

...and just to be clear, you're also a multi-time All-Star at the position?

Knock that shit off and let the snark wash over you...

I'm still proud of the work you put in today.

Admittedly, if you're paying $4 for a room temperature cup of Bud Light, you've made a mistake and you deserve everything that's coming to you.

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LEGIT!! F'n loose meat?! Come on, at the VERY least...Iowa should be the corn dog. I am uncomfortably angry about this.

BOSTON DIVE BARS, RANKED.

Do it. Do it immediately.

Tom English's was a pretty solid dive when I lived there. Although that's been nearly six years now. It's entirely possible that the bulk of Southie has yuppied-up and all you can find is a gastropub or a CVS.

Odd that he didn't do the full ballot. That's like tossing a perfect game for eight innings or something. Could he have gone 24 for 24, maybe, but he called it a night after mowing 'em down in the eighth. Odd.

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[Insert lazy joke about the Bucs not scoring and thus no one remembers the whole cannon thing...]

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