A friend of mine from college once told me that the first time he made out with someone at a movie was during a class trip to see Schindler’s List. That kind of story stays with you.

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

I’m crying.

It’sh only natural that Sean Connery would drag his archnemesis to the afterlife.

People shit talk her, but I've always liked Ann Hathaway. She's talented, gorgeous, and from this at least, seems to be a decent person.

I could not disagree more with this review save for how great Nicole Kidman’s performance is This was an A grade onion and with each layer being peeled away I thought the reveals were very much earned. The reviewer’s issue with the physician at the hospital not being able to speak to her is the case against her…

I don’t think the choice to call them walkers instead of zombies was particularly odd when you consider Kirkman intentionally set the books in a world where the very concept of zombies had never existed, so there were no Romero movies or anything for the survivors to lean on. In a world where no one had ever even…

And that a heck of a lot more people... do care about, or will when it opens.

Mcnulty’s at it again!

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

the bulk of this finale, pretty much everything after the first 15 minutes, was wonderful to me. I guess that’s not really a surprise, I’ve been super invested in Dani and Jamie from the start, but it basically all worked (and that scene when Jamie comes home and finds Dani with her face centimetres away from the…

I’ll freely admit that I cried multiple times during that finale and even after watching it, found myself just tearing up when thinking on that final shot.

Everything Carnivàle.

I do. STFU and don't watch it. 

The interesting part of Dexter was not that there is a serial killer who only kills other serial killers. It’s that Miami is so thoroughly infested with serial killers that such a thing is even possible.

Voice acting was one of his biggest things early for SNL, Billy Madison, and his comedy albums. He was never as good at it as many others, but I imagine he has a personal passion for it since he has kept it around for so long. It can (and probably should) be rightfully interpreted as taking the actions of someone with…

Not all scary movies are Halloween movies, nor are all Halloween movies scary movies. You can’t just populate your Halloween movie itinerary entirely with Friday the 13ths, you gotta sprinkle in a Hocus Pocus or a It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Good Halloween movies aren’t necessarily scary, but they are…

The first season of Fear the Walking Dead kind of did that right? Though I also don’t like the tired “the people are the actual monsters” trope of most zombie shows.

I think she was there as an alternative hobby.

Gremlins is a Christmas movie, save it for the right holiday. Start the morning with Lethal Weapon, go to Die Hard 1, then 2 then Gremlins, great Christmas movie list for the kids, Maybe throw in Life of Brain for the Manger scene.