I'm an elusive monopole.

Is there any hard Data to support that conclusion?

Considering she once open-mouth tongue fucked her brother's face for the cameras, showing a little leg isn't exactly a shocking thing for Angelina Jolie to do. I would say the restraint and maturity she's developed over the years is to be lauded.

Mostly by remembering what it was like to wake up behind the wheel of a vehicle in the midst of a 45+ degree pitch and 10+ degree roll in mid air with the Lost Highway soundtrack playing.

I'm Thor just thinking about it.

Thanks for the warnings. I shall not click.

No one wants to be old and alone...LIKE PROBOSCIS!

So I guess this means that our ancestors' mating with Neanderthals was the equivalent of a pity fuck.

Why do I suddenly want a Delorean that's sheathed in Cor-ten steel instead of stainless?

Eskimo.

That is absolutely idiotic. Everyone knows he invented blue dresses.

Her willful ignorance is not equal to extensive peer reviewed scientific fact. Her take is tantamount to yelling fire in a crowded theater, and should be treated as such.

Especially for the one in purple.

OH!!! Those two should play brothers in an updated version of Simon & Simon!

Obviously you are not a golfer.

WTF is Dr. Mrs. The Monarch doing there?

This article needs more Lithgow.

One or two more people and it would look like they were trying to get the Rome band back together.

The mercury used in vaccines is not the same as the mercury you're thinking of when you hear "mercury". The one in vaccines is a form of ethyl mercury, and the bad one is methyl mercury. What's the diff, you say? Well, what's the difference between rubbing alcohol and drinking alcohol? One's methyl alcohol and the…

That is now the only object in the universe that I want.