Mine isn’t one of the “affected” phones, even though it has the exact problem described in the recall.

A surprised Harrison Ford was heard to mutter, “it’s not my fault!”.

Patagonia has used inline skate wheels on their luggage for a long time now. It really does make a difference.

I can see it now...

The biggest plan...

Vulvo.

Nuke it from high orbit. It's the only way to be sure

In an area with palmettos, there is a kind of mesh up against the trunk, between the frond bases, that makes excellent tinder. You can usually find some that is dry no matter the weather. Dead fronds also work but not nearly as well.. Beware of palmetto bugs.

All of them.

Rally: it ain't over till all four wheels come off and the engine won't restart.

You can see her choking back a little vomit.

Can I have my hand back?

I like how Chris grabs Matt’s hand in a total (and admittedly common) misunderstanding of how a high five is supposed to work. Matt’s face is all “no, that’s not right”.

Ok, so if he believes only the Ten Commandments are law, where in them is the provision for suing anyone or anything in those ten “laws”?

I plan on never getting rid of my FJ.

Get in and fasten you seat belt...

Their kerning could use some work.

Left lane cruisers, you are all losers.

What this really needs is a matching gooseneck camper.

What this really needs is a gooseneck matching camper.