Hey, you'll always have him lip-synching and dancing in the credits of 3000 Miles to Graceland.

I haven't had kids yet, so my future is still in my package.

What, no mention of loveable Bender? Not even Tickle Me Bender?

In my hometown in eastern Kentucky, people still use "queer" to mean something odd. However, it's pronounced like "air". They/we still use yonder, reckon, and probably a few more English-English words I can't remember at the moment.

Is that the same set as Army of Darkens?

It means, everyone who thinks Mohammad is cooler than Jesus wants to kill everyone on team Jesus... and the Jews. Cable news told me so.

Indeed.

The Real Tuesday Weld has been one of my favorite groups (if it can be called that, since its really just Steven Coates) since their first album came out.

Isn't this how Chevy Chase got super powers once?

Sounds to me like what happens the day after thanksgiving... when you poop.

Coincidentally, blöde in German means "stupid".

I moved back last year to save my dad from depression more than anything else.

He's been driving for as long as most people take to get through High School. Wonder if he has boxes tied to his feet like Short Round?

I always get bit of a kick (well, an irritated kick) when I see the Confederate flag displayed here in KY. Kentucky never seceded, but I guess that technicality just wont stop some people.

Why do I suddenly want to see Baltar pop on the screen screaming, "I'm the motherfuckingshit!"?

Awesome, but they would be even better without the unnecessary fold lines/creases.

"There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir."

Not enough smoke, not enough rain, not enough people, not enough grime, not enough Vangelis, and those gloves are way too big to be nano-gloves.

A moderately attractive girl at a Star Trek convention?

I haven't had one myself, but in one of my classes in 8th grade, one of the girls had her period start in class (don't know if it was her first or if she just didn't expect it), but she bleed through her pants a bit. Of course she was mortified and the teacher had her go to the nurse. That didn't bother me (nothing…