Cheating is cheating, whether it's a kiss, a blow job, or a kid you had with your not very attractive housekeeper years ago, whom you hid in plain sight from your family, only to be revealed once your political career was over, to the horror of your family and long-time fans.

That would just be weird.

Bowties really are cool.

Once that video is done, if you watch the next one, "Star Geode I", you will see people walking near it and they do block the projection. My guess is that the dark reflective surface under the thing is how he gets the light on those lower, down-facing facets.

Your Momma!

Yeah, but there's a limit to how much there is. I need MOAR!!!

I like my apartments like I like my women: covered in BEES!!!

I don't think there's any such thing as minor surgery when you're 92.

Long term it'll be like the ideal "was". Short term there will be a lot of problems with sediment down stream and in the old lake area, and the lake area will probably be dangerous for a few years until plant life creeps back in and stabilizes the banks. That being said, it looks like the lake had almost completely…

Yes, but but it went wide left.

The great thing about having your head stuck that far up your ass, is that you always have a comfortable place to sit.

All I know about Moby Dick, I learned from Heathers.

Look, I get it, the Simpsons might go away. This still isn't going to make me start watching it again after all these years.

I like to imagine Event Horizon is the tale of mankind's first foray into the Warp, in the Warhammer 40K universe.

More like Doomatoms.

I don't know if the solar system is the best system, but it's the only system we have.

William Shatner seems to fit this theory.

Far out.

Yeah, and why isn't she suing those who passed her up because of her age instead? (I realize that proving that kind of case would be next to impossible)

What about being shot by an execution squad?