The destruction of those friezes really drove home what a vulgar, dumb rube he is. He wants so desperately to belong to the cultured NY upper classes, but he’s too stupid to understand that preserving old NY landmarks would have scored him lots of points with the old families of NY, and vice versa. Instead he tries to…

Fuck Trump. My leftist future promises open lap-sitting lesbians, permission for sheep to sit passenger sans seat belt, and the continuation of weed-smoking dumbass sk8r bois and I won’t have it any other way.

I remember Reagan on the witness stand for the Iran-Contra mess. Dan Webb was the prosecutor and everytime he asked Reagan a question Reagan would go into one of his off topic rants. Webb would kind of smile then skip that question and ask him something else. One time the judge told Webb “Let me try it.” That didn’t…

Yeah, it really is too bad that managers don’t have any other option. Literally, all they can do is keep offering the job at minimum wage and deal with whatever under-qualified applicant walks in the door. I mean, they’ll turn off customers, and possibly go out of business, but what choice do they have? Offer higher…

Why is Wendy’s under the impression they cannot hire recovering addicts?

Like I said, make each set available for purchase at like $30 a pop.  Include a gift box with the place’s name on it. Tourists will love it, and it might be enough money to make it worth the owners’ time to keep looking for new ones.

This is top quality

Start a rumor that there is a curse on anyone who steals the salt and pepper shakers. Fake a letter to the editor of the local newspaper claiming to be from an out of towner who wants help returning stolen shakers because things started going terribly wrong after they stole the shakers.

EDDIE MURPHY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BE IN A FUNNY MOVIE AGAIN! SOMEONE SEND UP THE SIGNAL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

YES!

Ok, regardless of your distain for them, they exist, there’s a lot of them, they spend money, and they vote.

Tough cookies for handicapped people, as well? 

That’s nice, many parents do use drive throughs and would rather not unload the car to pick up a to go order.

Can I honestly ask what the major beef is with someone pointing out that a decision like this is an inconvenience to parents is? It is, and should be, a point for a business to consider and a city council to consider before making a sweeping regulation that will cause a business to lose patronage. If you don’t…

Not only that, but a lot of fast food places don’t have nearly enough parking for everyone to walk inside.

I get the arguments against drive-thrus, but making parents unstrap their kiddos and wrangle them across a busy parking lot is not the answer.

Must be the millennial in me, but it’s not often that I actually go inside a fast food place. I’m not entirely sure how it seems easier to go inside rather than use the drive thru. Granted, if the line is long occasionally I’ll actually just go inside, but it is certainly easier to sit in your car rather than park and…

“It is for these reasons I humbly suggest that the overall fix here—parking one’s car and walking into the business one is patronizing—should rank very, very low on the list of inconveniences one is willing to fight over”

Good.

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.