I went their to mountain bike with a group of friends; a couple white guys and an Asian dude. We’re chilling on the top of a trail and three white guys pull up and one spots me and asks me about my bike. I was running weird setup at that time and told him about it. As I finish my shpeel and they’re taking off one if…

May a black family buy your house while you're in prison.

Damn! They said the shoes *possibly* caused Lonzo’s injuries and everything? That’s even worse than I could have imagined. And that’s saying a lot given Big Mouth Ball’s antics and the fact the shoes are absolutely hideous and (were) completely overpriced to begin with.

I mean, in an emergency I don’t really want to burn through my phone battery using the flashlight. A mini Maglite is like $10.

Like, on one hand, looking back at Blago’s crime, it almost seems so quaint, now. When you have Trump robbing the nation blind and his underlings getting a few years here and there for lying, cheating and stealing away the nation, Blago’s sentence does seem excessive.

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What?!?

No kidding. A homicide you say? /s

The problem (as is so often the case with capitalism) is that the original “checks on power” of the railroad industry weren’t to compete and offer a better service. These companies Facebook’d it; they touted the “freedom” of their service, bought their competition, squeezed the life from it until it was nothing, and…

FACTS! You either go full light-skinned or full black ass nigga!! Asking to speak to all the managers. Then hitting them up on ALL THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA PUBLICLY COMPLAINING! They hate that!

$4000? NIGGA. Who we fighting? It would be well worth going to jail to slap everybody who came at you with the shits.

I know its impossible but we need  a high-speed railway here in the US. Airlines there really is no other option than the airlines to do major travel and they do dumb shit like this because they can.

All airlines do it. So it’s really fuck all air travel.

So wait, you lose all that money? Like, you can’t even apply it to a future flight? And this is somehow legal?

Sure, but they’re not bad when they come from a White, Republican man; that’s just being politically incorrect. On the other hand, when a Black or Brown, Democratic woman uses that word, she’s being uppity and vulgar.

Oh not just that...but just think on the following for a moment:

Long-term thinking is not their forte, though.

LIST THE GODDAMNED PRICE OF THINGS ON THE GODDAMNED MENU. If not, I’m going to continue to sit there with your cocktail lists asking, “And how much is this one? And how much is that one? Oh, you don’t know—can you find out?” That’s not a better situation for anyone. Unless you’ve got something that’s dependent on the m…

How is that even remotely gross? Have they had a California roll?

Speaking of pairings which shouldn’t work but do, try a sandwich of a strong cheese, preferably cheddar, and a bitter marmalade. Honestly, just superb.