My father used to be Republican, like when Gerald Ford was president. The things started lurching right. And my father has stayed put. That puts him slightly farther left of Hillary and slightly farther right than Bernie. I’d be thrilled to see my father’s Republican party back.

The Pope’s visit convinced Boehner to become the sacrificial Christ allegory for an unworthy Republican party, who’ve given themselves over to the sins of hardline neoconservative idiocy. But with any luck, the Republicans will shut down the government anyway, and lose what few morsels of faith the public still had in…

I’m going to miss being able to use the #OrangeLivesMatter tag. :’(

Please, please, please address the debt ceiling before you go. It’s the only thing a tea-party speaker of the house could use to do serious, long-term damage to the country.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…

Slap a cover on that and sell the ebook on amazon. That is erotic fanfic gold right there.

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

While I agree with Mignonette that these shoots are fun and super helpful to those of us in the business, I also agree with you that they are COMPLETELY ridiculous and hilarious to look at. So I hope they continue to exist purely for my own amusement.

Hi, Lauren! It’s really fun reading about your wedding-planning progress - I love hearing about real bride’s feelings as they try to plan their days. As a gown designer and the owner of an independent bridal salon, I have to jump in and defend inspiration shoots. We wedding pros know that shoots are often…

I like Millihelen a lot. And I’m always excited to see a new article go up. But honestly this just felt a little too mean to me. I get that parts of it were meant as jokes, but I think the execution here was off. I’m a woman who likes makeup and I’m a feminist. Those are not mutually exclusive.

Ok I’m gonna go back up and read the full article but I just have to say -

“His Lacy Folds” sounds like a truly horrifying romance novel title.

The only books we definitely know to be in Donald Trump’s possession are the Bible, The Art of the Deal, and My New Order by Adolf Hitler. He has only shown evidence of reading two of the three.

Someone tried to give Donald Trump a thesaurus, he said “I’m too busy for dinosaurs” and threw it away.

Yeah, don’t get the hype. He’s like an overgrown frat boy. Frat man? Whatever, not hot.

Like when Jay and Silent Bob hunted down their internet haters! YES!

Is anyone else a little disappointed that the POTUS and FLOTUS didn’t give their message in Spanish? It was a monologue any Spanish 3/4 student could have memorized. They are both super smart, they could have done it. It doesn’t make me love them any less, I just wish they would have tried. Also, if anyone doesn’t…

It makes me so happy to know I’m making Helen Mirren proud. I’m in my 20s but I have already moved over to the “I’m not going to pretend I like being around assholes” stage of my life. Life is too short to smile for people you don’t like who have earned a certain degree of disdain. I don’t mean people I don’t know but…

Alcohol and other depressants are supposed to be avoided by those suffering from depression, so I guess I could see how marijuana would play into that.

And then refusing to let his parents be there for the interrogation is just icing on the cake. Sadly enough.