I found $466 in a book I was about to put in my donation box. The only thing I can figure is that it was money from our wedding, because I’ve never had any other occasion to have $466 that I didn’t notice was missing. Our wedding was on Memorial Day weekend, and banks were closed Monday, so I hid all the cash in my…

Congratulations on your move. So, so very much.

YES. I’m going to the Buffalo show and I’m pumped about it. A favorite:

Hey Jezzies, Whatcha drinking? Haven’t decided for myself yet, so it’s just Strawberry Fruit 2o for me. I’ve had an on and off fever, but what’s new. I’m bummed because I was supposed to go out with Cindymoo, my BIL and SIL for dinner, but I have this fever and they’re bringing the baby, and I can’t risk getting her…

Not passive aggressive. Aggressive.

Hopefully the interpretation of “when the life of the woman is at risk” also includes her emotional life and not just the physical. #abortionwithoutapology

In case it wasn’t obvious how bad this shit is, IIRC it is in fact so bad that *no international organization that even mentions abortion as a contraceptive method* can receive US federal funding. I think the number of women seeking US-funded abortions abroad is pretty low, but the number of women who get their…

“Fine looking sons” almost made me spit out my coffee!

Playing the long kan-ye.

I got my ears pierced just so people would stop telling me I was going into the wrong restroom. Didn’t help.

My mother chopped off my long beautiful hair into a terrible mullet and permed it when I was 10. It just now occurs to me that she may have hated me

I was a skinny white girl who was starting a new school for 6th grade and my mom convinced me to get the Demi Ghost cut too. Big mistake. HUGE. Turns out middle schoolers aren’t the kindest creatures on the planet. Who knew?

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Will this never cease to be the truth??

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Also these kids:

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…