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My boss has been calling her kids (early elementary age and preschool age) chicken butts and accidentally called me that at work yesterday. Best belly laugh of the year when her face turned red after saying it and explaining it’s her kids favourite joke right now. So now I am a chicken butt too.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And

Also love how he doesn’t even consider that his best friend might have been pro-procedure too! 

*taking notes*

A vasectomy on all your houses!

The groups that teach that abortion is immoral are also those that teach that men should be leading the charge on what is moral. 

This. By hiring a PR firm to allow him to run around telling whatever story they told him to tell, all he’s learning is that his actions don’t have consequences as long as he can spin those actions to make himself a victim. 

Years ago, I lived in DC and worked at a nonprofit that’s well known for working to protect women’s reproductive rights (among many other issues). As part of our job, we had to go down and counter-protest the anti-abortion folks who came to the March for “Life.” We were told they would yell at us, call us names, jeer,

I should have a say in whether he gets a vasectomy by that flawless logic.

I once had a student get very mad at me because I wouldn’t let him write a stakeholder research paper on why abortion should be illegal. To be clear, the stakeholder paper requires the writer to be tangibly affected in a real, demonstrable way by whatever issue is at stake in the paper. I’ve had students write great

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest

No? 

Or maybe Chelsea and her husband just wanted a third kid and realized that they have the means to have one. I know we’ve all been coached to overthink her motives and moves since she was a preteen because “there are no innocent Clintons” or whatever but this woman has literally been bullied and called names by grown

Why didn't you say that to begin with! Now it's a priority.

But what about Hillary’s child sex slaves on Mars? WHAT ABOUT THEM, HUH?

Can we also mention that the dude doesn’t age? Shit, that movie was 100 years ago and other than a few more grey hairs he looks the same.

She’s helping people with severe and uncomfortable skin issues, and she does it with a sense of humor and generosity. I unabashedly love her and her work

I enjoy the juxtaposition of her glamming up like wearing false eyelashes, while she’s squirting pus all over the place.