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i didn’t think this story could get worse but now you’re telling me he offered for the women (of course) to make salads (of course). 

Sad story: I grew up just outside Toronto in the same town Tim Hortons (and now BK) are now headquartered. Tim Hortons was once merged with Wendy’s, and at TH’s headquarters there was a TH and a Wendy’s and I swear you would not eat a better Wendy’s hamburger, fries and Frosty anywhere else on this globe. Even long

It’s indoors and he’s still wearing his I-don’t-look-fat-in-this-coat coat

You look fat in the coat, Don

WTF adult person says ‘tippy-top’ when talking about anything, but especially when referring to the hierarchy FB-fucking-I? I’d side-eye my 7 year old for saying ‘tippy-top’.

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.

It’s weird how different she looks in that picture compared to now. All the features are the same but the racism seems to be poisoning her from the inside out. 

So— bear with me, this starts off as a downer but ends on (hopefully) an up note.

Well folks, I had a baby this week. 10 days before her due date, actually. Labor was extremely fast (less than 1.5 hours from start to finish) and we BARELY made it to the hospital (I seriously almost had her in the car), partly because we had to wait 20 min for my mother in law to show up from SIX BLOCKS away to

Um, he meant your face.

We lose 300 Americans a week, 90% of which comes through the Southern Border. These numbers will be DRASTICALLY REDUCED if we have a Wall!

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

Getty has an uncanny knack for getting just the MOST appropriate pictures of our deranged lunatic of a president.

“The Opposition Party & the Dems know we must have Strong Border Security, but don’t want to give “Trump” another one of many wins!”

It’s not like many migrants from Mexico and Central and South America have the requisite knowledge and experience to operate simple construction tools.

reminded me of this one....

He waved “bye bye?”  Dude, really?

“Cryin Chuck” is stopping trumps dumb wall from being built, so it sounds more like Cryin trump to me.

nice try ... but let me mansplain this and now I knows you can hear me

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition?