I was looking forward to reading, “At the request of Senator McCain and the McCain family, I will not be attending the funeral...”

The builder or previous owner of our house installed dimmer switches in the bathrooms. I will love them forever for this.

I work in communications in government. I feel your pain on bad writing from people who should do it as naturally and easily as breathing.

This is the logic I expected from this series :)

*fake outrage* The logic of this movie is all flawed!

How the hell does combining the Indominous Rex with a Velociraptor make a new dinosaur? The Indominous Rex has Velociraptor DNA in it already! 

He had a short run in Cougar Town and Undateable, and was of course hilarious. He’s got great comedic timing.

But these are boys, it’s not their job to parent children!

Starred for Jessie Reyez! I was hooked the moment I heard Bodycount.

There is a kid in my daughter’s school who has freckles like this across his cheekbones, and it’s adorable as hell. I hope he never feels embarrassed by them!

My thoughts exactly!

Yeah, it’s routine for people in my field to have to submit copies of our university degrees as part of a hiring process. I haven’t had to do high school transcripts, though, at least not since earning my undergraduate degree.

I love how take-no-shits aggressive she is towards Oliver, especially. It’ll be interesting to see her non-Tiger Mom parenting with the new baby! (I’m many episodes behind)

She’s a delight in American Housewife!

My kids at two were fine. At three, my daughter started to be harder - they want to be independent, but they can’t do it all themselves, and that’s a battle.

I miscarried in a shower, and then later passed the remaining tissue in a toilet. I was just shy of six weeks, so it wasn’t fetal tissue at that time, but it was still emotionally and physically painful.

I love Diedrich Bader, so it was him that got me to check out the premiere. At first the whole “fattest housewife in the neighbourhood” part put me right off, but I gave it a few more episodes and got really into it. Though her son makes me sad, ‘cause my youngest is also an Oliver, but not a douche.

As part of my undergrad, I had to take an intro to essay writing course. I’d always done very well in high school writing, and I graduated this essay writing course with a 65. As part of our second semester, we got to pick one of three courses in English - I chose prose fiction and novellas (I forget the actual name…

Oh god, I don’t wear pantyhose at the best of times, and the idea of putting them on short hours after I’ve given birth? nonono.

I did this when my daughter was about five months old. Dropped her on the hardwood floor. Lost my ever-loving shit. She stopped crying before husband even got home (he works 2 km from our house), but I didn’t realize in the moment that was a good sign. Got her checked out, doctor said their little heads are basically…