He looks like he sharted and is wondering how long it’ll be before someone notices.

I went off on some teenagers that were encouraging their dog to go after a neighbourhood cat a few months ago. I was swearing and screaming at them until they stepped out, and called out the one kid’s BS apology. I was so furious - the cat is harmless, and even if it wasn’t, you don’t do that shit.

I lost track of the Nerdist years ago, and when I try to catch up I just don’t have the energy. Three shows a week is too many, especially with all the issues you mention. I don’t care about Chloe, I don’t need her chiming in every time he’s doing an intro, Chris interrupts a lot, and there’s a lot of complaining when…

My mom had placenta previa with her first pregnancy and lost the baby at 21 (27?) weeks. Definitely something to be concerned about — along with all the other complications pregnancy can bring.

Half a Benadryl will knock me out. I can’t imagine what 1.5 would do!

Joining in on Team John Hannah. I love him in everything.

I’ll have to suggest this to my mom - she wears a 4 or 5 in shoes, and has the same issue finding grown-up ones you do.

This is going to be a long walk to get to my point, so please bear with me:

I have a boy and a girl, and I can’t count the number of people who told me that meant I had a million dollar family, that I could stop having kids/there was no need for me to have more kids because I had one of each (it was said as a statement, not a command), and that were shocked when I said I had originally wanted…

I managed to pulverize a butterfly one time while out riding. One of the few times I wasn’t wearing gloves - by the time I got to my destination, all the butterfly insides had dried on my hands from the wind. :/

Thank you for sharing these videos. I watched the first, then the Netflix trailer, and it’s like... eating Haagen Daazs and then drinking skim milk. So not the same thing at all. Megan Follows and Jonathan Crombie just had so much in their characterizations... the Netflix just doesn’t compare at all.

Well, that’s just all kinds of wrong.

That was my thought - if my kid was dying, there’s no way in hell that I’d let some stranger be the last one to hold him/her if I was there.

Okay, I can’t find a screencap of it, but your comment reminded me of the “dead to me” list from Speechless. Their Hallowe’en episode - check it out!

I want to give you more stars for Cake.

I am laughing and crying and snorting. I don’t know if it’s because I currently have a two toddlers or what, but this is just baby genius. I love toddler you.

I’m so sorry for your loss. You were given an impossible choice to make, and you both made the best one given the circumstances. Well wishes and love from an internet stranger, for what it’s worth.

Forgot to mention husband was also a blonde baby. Now, whether it’s age, puberty, whatever, we’re both firmly in the brown camp.

I was a blonde baby, and my two are blond (boy and girl). Girl has a full thick head of hair, boy has a head full of thick, floppy curls.

My sister was bald until she was two, at which point she basically had enough to form bangs (and her hair remains thin to this day). We were visiting my grandmother, an avid sewer, and they left me (about five at the time), alone with baby sister. I wanted to see if pinking shears would cut zigzags on hair like they…