The same thing happened to me (minus the quitting drinking). I have PCOS and around 30 my hormones went way out of control. Even as a teenager my skin wasn’t as bad as it was when I was 31. I finally saw an endocrinologist and got put on some meds, including spironolactone for the hormonal acne. It’s seriously been a…

I have four zits on my chin rn forming a perfect square. Or it could be a demon trying to spell something. Guess I’ll have to see if any more pop up. But at 34, my skin in worse now than ever.

My skin was never fabulous (I’ve  had breakouts my whole life, but I never had like Hideous Dire Cystic Acne as a teen or anything), but at age FORTY-EFFING-THREE it went absolutely nuts. So, yeah, a hormonal shift of some sort, no doubt. Azelaic acid is my very good friend now. (I also currently have an almost-healed…

I totally agree.

Yes...yes it is

Really? How are you supposed to answer a question like that? Apple pie and home made bread, or what is probably the truth that it was dirty nappys. I don’t really care what people’s noses can smell unless I slept in and didn’t have time to shower.

They stare at you with these big ole eyes when they find out you’re gay because, why you don’t mince or flounce at all! And then they start firing off YASS! KWEEN! BAYBAY GAGA! And you feel so old, tired and curse Rupaul, curse Jack from Will and Grace, curse the whole system.

A lot of older gays can’t stand these young’uns exactly for this reason. They act like they’re a drag queen because that’s what they see on TV and they’re fucking exhausting. And so, so loud. Everything has to be a performance.

Being righteously taken to task by a 14 yr old for bad manners has GOT to be humiliating. Someone needs to take some etiquette lessons.

Huh. I don’t know my first scent memory. I wonder what that says about me as a potential employee.

Shut up Natalie Portman. I quit drinking, turned 30, and then suddenly hormonal acne like WOAH!!! One week before each period, NECK ZITS!!!! And then they linger and heal for several weeks, and then, AGAIN WITH THE NECK ZITS! I’m furious.

Yup—my skin cleared up tons after I went on the pill, and now that I’ve switched to Mirena, it’s still pretty clear (but not quite as pristine as it used to be).

It is? I have been out of the job market for a loooong time. What a weird question to ask a potential employee.

My friend’s daughter had to sign a crazy release to get on Acutane. She had to promise that she WOULDN’T HAVE SEX while on the medication . If she didn’t sign this promise, they wouldn’t give her the meds.

“What was your first scent memory?”

I used to have pretty severe acne and I went on Accutane in high school to clear it up. I think there’s a more mellow version out there now because that stuff was scary in the side effects. My worst side effect was chapped lips so I was fine.

My skin got super clear the first year of my current relationship because we were having sex more than five times a week. Four times a week or less won’t work. It HAS to be five or more.

Any relationship that begins with a sparkle vampire breaking into a teenage girl’s bedroom to watch her sleep is, shockingly, not going to get any LESS gross over time.

He’s been doing this for half a decade. And mind you, this was before they got engaged, during their engagement, during the honeymoon phase, and everything after. Their relationship has been a lie for the most part and nothing can salvage it. Nothing.