cloves are so, so, so stinky. what were those pseudo-cinnamon flavored black ones again? they were so vile.

*Dripping in realness* > *Dripping in diamonds*

Lena Dunham seems to think by airing every valid/invalid reason people dislike her on television, she's going to magically transform her detractors.

I CAN sit across the cafe though and glare at you and write vitriol about your date on a ~*SEcret*~ web diary.

JT if you are actually asserting you have no clue who Penn B. is I barely know, either. So kudos. But I DID read the books as a couture-starved teen in the early aughts.

love this. I have exactly the same plan for a pair of dogs I've wanted to name Statler & Waldorf since 2008, ruffly. Might be passe now though? Jury's out.

maybe you guys should meet up for pizza and discuss this for realsies??

excellent.

SO GOOD

bingoooooo

I was in 4th grade when this cd came out and I BLASTED it through my disc-man all through a flight to Las Vegas on a family vacation...we're talking lipsynching lyrics, humming along and rocking back and forth like a deranged Beatles-era SuperFan.

cause my love is all/I have/to give

more 20-something mentors for teens. it seems like a good idea. lord(e) knows I needed one.

love it; well-done.

you sound EXACTLY LIKE AN OLD ROOMMATE OF MINE.

I am actually taking pointers from this and who cares.

I have so much to add to this. So much. BUT I only regale the best with my roommate horror shitshow stories. YOU GUYS can contact ME.

GENE TESTS! EVERYONE!

This is so sick. And twisted. Sick sad world. If I had access to that hail hands emojii I would place it here.

1. You come off patronizing.