It's almost certain I won't be attending/invited to even one holiday party because I am generally deemed an undesirable but I agree with this article that yes, in general parties and hosting are bullshit designed to take us away from the real task at hand: being alive and being happy about it.

(also: I know the answer is probably 'send-it-to-yourself-cause-nobody-cares' but I used to do radio and I can sing and I just graduated college with a Journalism degree and the review is positive so maybe? Consider? Ok: Thank you and Goodbye.)

ALSO, I have awesome audio of myself (blonde white longhaired girl! Oh shit!)

I like this investigative-style piece and I am a huge fan of Kara Brown (obviously. Actually, I don't know. Don't comb my history or anything.)

no way!!!!!! no Rob-intentions. Just want to spread the tidings. =)

THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW MUCH I LOVE HARRY POTTER MORE SO THAN ANY OTHER BROAD YOU WILL SEE ON THIS SITE SO LEMME DO A RETELLING AND AFTER I FINISH YOU WILL

WILL DO

oh lord everything. surprise me. (but no bad surprises. I don't have time to reverse any curses or bad juju! haha)

YEP. are you paid to be brilliant on this site all day? because you should be.

such a crush on the idea of snape and/or any of the evil slytherins.

I'll send you new books. Book exchange?

WHAT IS THE WIZARD EQUIVALENT OF CODING

whatever the one Mad Eye Moody taught for a semester?

Can't be mad about this Miley Cyrus thing, or squeamish. We are painfully alike; Keflex allergy included. You should hear the sounds my wrists can make, too.

surgery and hospital selfies are brilliant.

forget taylor swift: miley looks like she already has dude in a headlock. LOOK at that photo and tell me about the body language. puh-lease.

lol nice. you are the best.

okokokok may i please just submit a psychic vision i had.....taylor kinda ganked this from lorde, intentionally or unintentionally. i synched up the swimming pools video with the team video by accident and they are actually interchangeable. maybe it was all the coffee, but it seemed pink floyd-dark-side-wizard-of-oz…

you guys know that taylor swift has a makeup team to render her unrecognizable anywhere she goes in nyc, right?

People of Jezebel: I'm sure whatever person she pays (probably A LOT) to take/tastefully shop these photos and her have an understanding of exactly what she's doing or trying to project.