this is so good.

THATS NOT NICE TO DO TO YOUR DOG. even a pirate one. be nicer to the doggie. maybe he just wants you to sit in the grass with him and look at the sky. :(

I said it before way down in the greys but I'll say it again here: I really hope this is ACTUALLY JK ROWLING and she's sending this message out en-masse to ladies she wants to see get paid to write. Pre-fame Jo would've appreciated the tough love & saw such a message—albeit an OKCupid one—as a sign. Perhaps.

i hope it is ACTUALLY jk rowling and she's just trying to give this gal a little tough love. pre-famous Jo Rowling would've appreciated the same had OKCupid been around back in the day.

LOL @ people from Mass and Connecticut. Biggest group of closeted Republicans in the world. Either come out or come out wearing a Donkey costume. The rest of the non-sociopath eastern seaboard has had enough.

why would anybody want to advertise they're likely to go to prison

I dont think this is happening anymore (or less) than it used to, on average. I think people (law enforcement) are just more concerned with....how should i say this....even-ing the score?

PLEASE laugh as much as you can. even when something really fucking bizarre or gross or smacking of WRONG occurs. i used to do shit like cover myself in fluffernutter, sit on broken glass and get caught looking at my brother's porn stash while he was away at school. my oldest brothers were (obviously) worse than this.

dexter's mom. an original.

SO RUDE gimme a cig

no FIGHTING! *runs away crying*

Yep. I would be just as likely to want to bang somebody's wife as I would them. Or both of them. *shrugs*

no but then you have to worry about them becoming murderers (murdering you, even!) and discovering online pornography and not having the panache to hide their fervent masturbation habits.

i dress this way already so i imagine with kids it gets totally out of control.

CANT AFFORD IT. I can, however, afford crack.

um, I have this at my apartment except the 'flocks of people' are called 'crackheads'.

P.S. Not that I want more people moving to MY city aka Philadelphia *grumbles*

BUT if you don't like crowds why on earth would you choose to live in the most densely populated metropolitan area in....the world? maybe? probably pretty close.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NAILED IT

the next line really should be /because I'm wearing shades more expensive than your/mommy