"Ebola is a form of population control."

you know, during the whole Ani DiFranco debacle I played quite the bit of devil's advocate on this issue.

hahahahahahhahaha like WHEN will these people shutup, buy her album and get their minds blown. when.

genius. ten bucks says the daily mail or some other journalist is gonna swipe this for future use.

i love mowing lawns/pruning/gardening/fixing fence and such and i'm a woman! ask your wife if she would like to trade duties every once in awhile; the responses may surprise you.

i feel you.

sorry this happened to you :( but glad it turned out for the better.

bad boys need love too! but yeah, you're pretty right.

i'm convinced she solved the world's problems years ago once upon a cocaine fever dream. this whole nostalgia resale value was part of that dream. +2 for lisa frank.

i want to buy this SO BAD as an ironic nod to my kindergarten self who loved nothing more than her unicorn lisa frank trapper keeper. damn it. +1 for lisa frank.

erin gloria ryan like "LET THEM EAT BRUNCH."

lets see if jezebel cosigns THAT one. *cackles wildly and returns to her dungeon/philly hovel in the dirt*

as someone who isn't an angry old white man,

I live on a thoroughfare kinda street in Philly addled with crackheads—to be fair, a recent addition to the street buuuut then again i'm oblivious and never really noticed until I witnessed my first SWAT raid across the street.

HELP HER. whether it's true or not, she needs help and support. right on, kara.

i BET taylor swift sick of two black women slaying her in the charts.

LIKE AMANDA BYNES needs anymore proof there IS a microchip in her brain AKA this headline. lets hope le bynes doesn't read jezebel.

ALSO if you want to be one of those HOW DARE YOU MAKE GENERALIZATIONS people i won't even have the discussion. deductions can be made on large swaths of the population. it's called anthropological observation. i'm not here for the #notallmen deal.

nope. nah.

JUST SHORT OF PROFOUND A FOR EFFORT THO go read some more Zizek