dude couldn't pick my pussy out of a lineup. i have about 5 years left i think before i turn gay.

they all suck. you don't need to tell me.

WHICH HAIR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT cause i know plenty of dudes that wont eat pussy unless you're bald LOL

did you ever give up sex over a fucking haircut? until you've had to give up sex because a dude didn't like your haircut and literally wrote a dissertation on your HAIRCUT i suggest you shutup.

i thought high and tight was a reference to ass. *shrug*

if ya'll can get it in writing that i don't have to go the rest of my life without getting laid because my hair is gone then maybe we can make a deal.

ew. i wouldn't be signing up to become a nun. no thanks.

this makes my heart glow.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1. i am basically the spitting image of this girl and it creeps me out in a we're all manufactured by mattel conspiracy theory type way.

what the fuck are you talking about? do you remember your childhood? i remember my life from the age of like, 6 y/o and onward and people were bullied for arbitrary shit like race all the time. regardless if they were an asshole or not.

this is so interesting because YEARRRRRS later we see miley cyrus adopt a bunch of black girls into her posse and she gets mega-shit from this site for it. this comment is like miley cyrus cliffnotes. her people had to have studied this white girl rapper phenom in forums for years before greenlighting bangerz. jezebel…

LOLLL yep

i will fucking verbally eviscerate you in a minute. bring it on, idiot. i dare you.

*snickering loudly*

do you want my resume? i gotta gap in my night so i have some time to forward it to you.

just in case you're illiterate and don't know:

thank YOU. i have nothing against this girl, actually. my original comment was me being drunk and cynical. i have far too much in common with her to be deliberately cutting. interesting to see how sharp her clique's teeth are, though.

right. LEFT. left right left.

yeah shes not a fun person to fuck with, lol.