I can respect this. A little perfunctory, but we could expand upon over time.

BROS DO IT TO WOMEN THEY DON'T LIKE ALL THE TIME. "UH WHUT? LOL"

PHILADELPHIA IS NOT EVEN ON HERE; WE'RE LIKE A SPECIAL BREED OF UNCONTACTED PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hubby is in troubbbbleeeeeeeeeeeee

fuck this dumb company.

RIGHT? cringing.

nope. must hear this man's story. must know.

this was so good and i'm so happy you do aqua zumba because i am obsessed with it except my class is more of an aquabox/cycle/pilates/yoga.

someone forward him or buy him a printed edition of the LABIA LIBRARY. any personal friends/family of anderson cooper: put it on your christmas list! i'd take to twitter to show him my own but i don't think it would reflect well on my "brand".

he's not saying he's a mimic to say OOOOOO THIS DUDE BIT OFF ME.

aren't they great? i would totally feed them cheese and crackers and booze.

just so you know, when i say "you guys" i mean all expensive to infiltrate, highly-esteemed fields. not just legal. the weirdest journalists get is spelling lead, "lede".

that's an embarrassing mistake to make but honestly, the jargon you guys use is fucking doublespeak nonsense. it's like the YE OLD BIBLE written in latin. and the clergy are like, guys, we swear, this bible is saying you have to PAY US MONEY TO GET TO HEAVEN. trust and believe. we know you can't read, and we won't…

GOOD LUCK GETTING A DATE SHITBAG; I'M SURE THE 10S JUST FLOCK TO YOU.

i'm kidding. i was born with the butt of a 90 year old. it all just went wrong around my butt and stomach. like fat that was supposed to go to my ass just got tired and decided to settle in stomach town. :/

NONE AND MAY I REPEAT NONE OF THE BUTTS FEATURED IN THE FIRST FEW PHOTOS ARE NORMAL BUTTS. THOSE ARE PORN BUTTS. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE I RECOGNIZE A FEW OF THOSE BUTTS.

i'm with you. i am literally seething with jealousy and i hate every single one of these photos for showing me what a marry-able ass looks like.

"cross-posting of every piece of chocolate you've ever thought about wanting to eat in spite of not being anywhere close to my pre-baby weight." *side-eye*

i am white and i KNOW anybody who doesn't like beyonce is a racist. a racist slytherin.

buuuuuuut she's probably a size 2. just sayin', lol.