i like you.

I overreacted.

arya stark favorited a tweet of mine once and it was a good moment. that is all.

LOL YOUR NAME. love it.

i assume your clientele follows the same pattern.

bartenders are weird and gross like 99.9% of the time.

I'm not a rapper.

STOP RAPPING AT ME.

this is one of the issues i've always had trouble with, and today i got attacked by a dog and literally peed myself. so much terror i peed infront of a street full of strangers. it was the most terrifying moment of my life and i think it was a teachable moment about the nature of trauma/victimization.

apparently that photo of his face covered in jizz exists somewhere, though.

i think he is so, so fascinating. and i hate to say it, but i would work with him in a heartbeat: whether is was to shoot photographs or conduct an interview.

"egh CHEDDAR," someone said, for the first time ever in the course of human history.

"Gavin McInnes, the author of the infamous "Short Hair Is Rape" article on ThoughtCatalog, vouches for him."

ok last one, i swear. dat butt.

She just jumped in & immediately started tubbin' like a pro.

my dog lucy. just walks up to the tub and gets in nonchalantly, lays down and chills with me while i read a book. love her! also, she i the World's Cutest Dog (TM)

just put on mine for the day.

i tried to give lena dunham a bunnicula shoutout on twitter not too long ago when her dog bit her butt. fabulous reference!

neither do i! the top of the jeans will probably be stretchy and such like maternity clothes but do little in the realm of restricting.

also, i think this is a very specific fetish. like....waist crushing/belly-crushing? i definitely get it. when i was little i was very aroused by extreme pressure placed on my abdomen to the point i would purposefully lay on piles of stuffed animals. i also started wearing girdles pretty much 24/7 by the time i was…