also, there is hope for you yet pharrell. there is hope for you yet. *Raises arms; bows head*

this is like the best fucking dirtbag ever. GRAFITTI LESSONS AND SKATEBOARDING!?!?!? they should move to philadelphia. i'd be their nanny. *swoons*

indeed. ugh i have a video of a WHOLE BUNCH OF FERRETS fighting in a giant pen in a megapets but i have no idea how to get it on here.

yoganerd, good luck to you. i know all too well what it's like to engage in a battle of the sexes with a significant other. i remember sitting in cars with boys and clenching my fists and crying while i demanded an explanation for this or that or screamed about how awful it is having to accept that your brothers,…

oh go eat a fucking diaper you jackass.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh close, but no.

AHHHHH HOLY FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 2ND AND SO IS HERS

*googles national ferret day* i'm also passing this comment along to my friend sarah who has a family of ferrets! they are such weird, delightful little creatures.

you rule.

god bless you. sincerely. bless you.

with you. she looks like a beyonce barbie doll performing an automated rendition of the track. howwwwwwwever i can imagine ANYONE would feel hesitant taking on beyonce's material. because she is beyonce, and they are not.

your business<3. i LOVE that a group of ferrets is referred to as a "business".

DUDE. spot ON.

LOL RIIIIIIIIGHT. these dudes are fucking TAPPED. they might as well have wires coming out their ass and a usb connection plug in their head a la "The Matrix".

i know right? "GET IN THE BATH ERIN GLORIA RYAN and CALM DOWN." if i were the boyfriend thats what i would've said to her as i whip out the massage oil, light the scented candles and gently press play on my sarah machlachlan "surfacing" cd.

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i've spent time in nearly every part of ireland and i love it. LOVE IT. it is beautiful and all the people there want to do is drink, smoke, talk, drink, smoke, tea and toast, talk, etc etc until the break of DAWN. such a great place.

ireland fucking rules.

I CANT BELIEVE SHE ATE THE WHOLE THING!!!!

fuck this kid. is here a picture of him yet? show the little fucker's face.