me too. did you see the thing i said about the guy who went to med school just to look at buttholes? to date it is still one of the best things i have found on craigslist.

there are few things in life i enjoy more than talking to strangers about my gastrointestinal issues.

it's not so much a then vs. now issue. it's a matter of believing he is a) a possible poop fetishist and b) his most recent findings are really just a concession that he wasn't "exactly" right. it wasn't a green light to throw out the theory altogether. he's just gathering more data. it's a long and arduous process to…

true. i resent the practice of misrepresenting articles' content just so people will get polarized and click. we can be trusted to genuinely care about nutrition, health, and body stuff without the michael bay equivalent of a headline being rammed down our throats.

i could've recited that line to you verbatim. i read and retain like a motherfucker. bitch, please.

i

yo' for real, stop with this nonsense. gluten sensitivity is an easy term for the layman to remember. it refers to a generalized inability to process carbohydrates.

"moon-bathing in a black swimsuit paired with diamonds."

older brothers prepare you for everything. when i was 7 or so my mom came home to find my two brothers locked outside in the backyard.

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tastybuns has a point, but look on the bright side: she also has tasty buns. probably.

BONUS: tasty buns, duh.

ARE YOU GUYS RELATED?!

ugh and your name is even DOTTY! like kit's overachieving sister.

really?!!?

a big ass head topped with big ass hair and in my case, i handful of sebaceous cysts that sit atop my crown like horns.

JENROByou: Sabotaging her parents' chance at retirement since 1988.

OOOO i was in manayunk once (douchey riverside barscene in philly) and there were two bathrooms available but the female one was FOREVER occupied by someone so i was waiting in line for mens.

OOOO DAMN

NO. i once made the mistake of asking two girls at CVS for recommendations for condoms & it turned into a disaster. you did the right thing.