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i've also received numerous accolades for my reading comprehension and enthusiasm for reading in general, including a plaque made in my honor thats been hung in the halls of my alma mater. double fail.

i didn't mean You you, i meant hypothetical "you". i know all about the differences in the way races are treated in the prison industrial complex. i live several blocks away from one of the oldest prisons in the country, eastern state penitentiary. it's a subject that actually fascinates me. fail.

i just loathe when people try and make discussions like this about the little "black people v. white people" football game they have playing in their head, constantly checking the score.

*eyeroll*

i agree with you but i also say, fuck those guys. i think they got exactly what they deserved.

STOP I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER *distress*

"I imagine a tiny Oregon Trail style wagon full of money and pulled by a bulldog puppy in a harness and laugh at a moment when there is no laugh line in the film."

if you work out your back muscles and your core maybe? and your pectorals? it's all gonna be pretty difficult though with a broken nose.

you've misread my version?

wait what does YMMV mean?

uh....that has not been my experience, but i'll leave it at that.

*applause*

my stuffed animal fam. is extended but my two most important are a stuffed buffalo named bufford and a raccoon named raskalnikov.

shhhhhhh. me too.

ooo i didn't know that. i will have to fact check you for my own satisfaction but assuming you're right, thanks for the info. also,

consider my statement above modified to "i think MY OWN depressive symptoms while on accutane were actually hypochondria" then. it's just my particular perspective as someone who has been a) diagnosed with depression apart from what i ever experienced on accutane and b) someone who saw some of the pain/embarrassment…

this headline is like, "hot, sexy, skinny ladies are more likely to get cheated on". i'm feeling very ambivalent about this whole issue.

i feel like someone on jezebel staff is either a personal trainer or knows a personal trainer or has some stake in another chain of gyms like LA fitness or something. it's weird that they chose this gym, which prides itself on accessibility, to be The Racist, Evil Gym. howabout the gyms that charge prohibitive rates…

i feel like someone on jezebel staff is either a personal trainer or knows a personal trainer or has some stake in another chain of gyms like LA fitness or something. it's weird that they chose this gym, which prides itself on accessibility, to be The Racist, Evil Gym. howabout the gyms that charge prohibitive rates…