The Timberlake is the weakest of the bunch, but Ellen and Nicholas Cage will haunt my dreams.

I produced real tears from the HEADLINE, along with a gulped, "Oh Jesus."

I'd prefer if we could get pre-pre-engaged.

Blanda Eggenschwiler is probably also what Ann is called when Arrested Development episodes are dubbed into German.

Oh my God. OH MY GOD, I misread that and thought he was talking about the Apollo THEATER and the people running that as a complaint about the push for more diversity behind the scenes in entertainment.

At the close of 5th grade this year, my friend's kid got the puberty videos. But these videos did not discuss sex and/or how babies are made. Cut to: kid accidentally saw friend and husband doing it. Friend is modtified, and kid is HORRIFIED. "I never want to do that! This means anybody who's had a baby has done…

I'm totally with you on the alternative hot beverages but I do like the taste of coffee, even crappy decaf.

I get the "need" for coffee, even decaf. It's often a social act, or it's just nice to have a hot drink, or— in an office setting—it's an excuse to leave your desk and dick around for a little bit. I'm definitely not a "need coffee to function" type, but I love to sit and drink a cup in the morning with my husband.

That's what I always told her, we weren't permitted to dump an entire pot of perfectly good coffee before the timer was done. Our manager was an effing idiot who'd never worked in retail or food service before, so she was of absolutely no use in those scenarios.

Uhhhh it is completely obvious what happened here. She got on a plane for Portugal. She told fellow passengers she was "headed down ol' South America way." They disagreed. A fight ensued. The woman's name is Maeby Fünke.

OMG, I laughed too. Proof of what an asshole this woman is, she expects solidarity from an officer responding to this scene on the grounds that she's not white.

I came for the Laverne Cox, I stayed for the surprising and obviously loving homage to the OITNB credits! That was really funny and great.

I considered that but the pots were directly behind the register and that old bat knew what she was looking for.

Wow, that definitely seems to come from the top! I guess it makes sense from a money perspective: if the store closes at 10 that means dumping 10 pots of decaf through the afternoon and evening. If you're only selling a few cups during that time, it is a big waste. And I guess they figure people can also get decaf…

Ugh, what an asshole! I'm glad you said something. And I'm also shocked to hear about such rudeness taking place in Canada! ;)

I can totally believe that, because my husband worked at a deli when he was a teenager and he was no stranger to the decaf-regular swap (punkass kid!). I would have never given this woman regular, I can respect a medical issue (regardless of how PAIN IN THE ASS it's being stated.) But honestly, if it's that big a…

Wow, that's really weird. You're right, you'd think decaf would do well in the afternoon and at night! I've never heard of anything like that but since the chain I'm talking about doesn't franchise, I'd be interested to know if corporate knows about this strange policy.

When I worked at a major coffee chain, there was an old woman who'd come in sometimes with her husband. And each time, she'd insist we brew her a new pot of decaf coffee because, "I have a heart condition and my doctor says I can't have a lot of caffeine." A) you're ordering decaf. B) the caffeine content of decaf…

On the one hand, it's not her baby. On the other, she'd be undergoing an elective medical procedure. So it is still her body, it's just not her embryo/fetus. And yeah, the bottom line is that is sucks from top to bottom.

A woman volunteering to carry a baby for a couple (or individual) who wants one is a selfless, noble thing. Commercial surrogacy, especially when it involves women who live in poverty, can be an INCREDIBLY shady practice.