But that's my point, she could endure—unmedicated—hours of labor and then the pushing of a 9 pound, 15 ounce baby out of her vagina. I've had 2 babies with an epidural for each and even then, the stitches afterward were nothing compared to delivery. I'm honestly shocked that her doctors agreed to general anesthesia…

I know a woman who is currently pregnant at age 50. To each their own and such, but OOF. When that kid graduates high school she'll be as old as my mom is now, and I'm a 33 year old mother of 2.

I know—I've had 2 vaginally deliveries of my own—but you've got a new baby to distract you, and they give you local anesthetic. It's not pleasant, and you definitely feel the needle and the stinging, but I think general anesthetic is ridiculous. Plus I'd imagine she had to be taken somewhere else because what L&D room…

I always fret about preeclampsia, now I'm all the more terrified to learn it can apparently EXPLODE YOU. Glad everyone is well.

My mom had my brother that way! Her previous baby—me—was a vaginal delivery without anesthesia. But before you think that the trauma of that delivery forced the later c-section, be aware that she asked to be put under so the doctor could sew up her torn gooch. That's my mom, folks. Can endure the labor and delivery of…

I never thought I'd identify with people who like these dolls, but I ALMOST get it. I have 2 kids, and are planning a third, and I know I have straight up Baby Fever. I love everything about babies. Their teeny clothes and teeny hands and how they smell...etc. But I also, sanely, love watching them grow and meet…

I'm just a chain-reaction puker. If I see it, smell it, hear it...it's all over. It's not like I haven't caught 90% of the puke that's left her body in a towel in my hands...and my husband is a SAINT about it...but I just can't deal. I'd happily clean diarrhea off the ceiling if it meant not dealing with curdled-milk…

I thought having my own kids would make me better about dealing with puke, but NOPE. My daughter keeps telling me she has a boo boo in her belly from "spetti meatballs and birthday cake at the restaurant" and it's taking everything I have to not run screaming from the house because I'm so scared she's going to hurl.…

As a non-Seinfeld viewer, you are entitled to the correction: I believe it's the "Airing of Grievances." #festivusfaithful

No no no no!! Sorry, I should have expanded on that. A clot the size of a door knob is definitely NOT normal. It's "hurry back to the hospital so you don't bleed to death." But when that was explained to me, it was in contrast to "normal period clots" and I was like "ohhhhhhh. NORMAL period clots mean I'm not dying."

OMG YES, the clots!!!! No one told me! It was only after having a baby and being warned of "a clot the size of a door knob" did I understand they're normal. Definitely telling my daughter!

I'm impressed at your ballsiness to attempt a tampon, because I was too scared to use one until I was—shit you not—24.

Yes, I don't think any of my sex education (school, talk with mom) prepared me for BROWN. That was a shock.

Seriously, I'd wish I could look that good at their ages but I don't look that good now!

It's so fucking twisted. The part of it that could make me cry all night is that that little boy loved, with all his heart, a monster who never did and never would love him back. No child deserves such a life.

Yup. I know a 13 year old who's been asked these things twice in private with the doctor. I think it's a smart policy.

Wait, when is Kanye interrupting considered "rare form?"

Wow! Is your mom tall? I feel like women with long torsos have the real estate for that kind of pregnancy. But just more weird things about the human body I don't even pretend to understand!

Seriously, what is freakier than seeing a baby moving from the outside? I've had 2 kids and plan to have a third and I still cannot fathom that they were once INSIDE OF ME. "You mean that little girl with the curly hair? The one who introduces herself to characters in movies with, 'Nice to meet you?' You're full of…

My mom didn't know she was pregnant with me until a month before I was born, and she thought that me moving around in there was just gas. After having 2 babies of my own, I will give her the early days of movement feeling like gas bubbles; but the later days of writhing, hiccuping (who has rhythmic gas bubbles?? My…