Hee, BEST line. And when I make a healthy version of anything my husband always refers to it as "nachos, Flanders-style."

Since having kids, that episode gets referenced frequently in our house. :D

I assumed it was like the parenting class Homer and Marge have to take, where they learn that strangulation=bad and milk should be stored in the refrigerator. Or, failing that, a cool , wet sack.

Ugh, not just the French but when they pull out the circular saw and belt sander! If the person doing the manicure needs to wear a protective face mask, how good can that be for anyone?

As a Long Island Extra Large, I can tell you that that manicure is what women here do when they want to look REAL CLASSY. Wedding coming up? Baptism? Giant French tips. Ugh.

At first I thought he was a Hoarders face, but then when I saw "forensic" I realized where I knew him from. Oh, and also I have really fantastic taste in television. :P

I believe he's the fellow from the Investigation Discovery show, where he and a lady "psychologist" or some such sit next to a slide projector and dissect killer motivations and all that wank. So he's clearly doing god's work.

YES on not liking the Flip or Flop couple. They're just...urgh. Also their taste is the absolute worst. (Every tile they pick is the color of poo with gold flecks!) And she needs to step away from the spray tanz because it makes her look like a human Flavor Blasted Goldfish. When they haven't sold a house by the end…

OMG YES. I watched this episode having no idea who he was, just thinking, "Who is this funny, adorable, instant-crush????" Only to minutes later be like, "50 Shades of...NOOOOO!" Whatever, though. Love him. Most charming story about walking ever.

That video just goes from bad to worse!!! "Teeny tiny space, teeny openings, GET ME OUT. Oh phew, okay light. Light is good. I'm out. NO I AM OUT AND A GAZILLION FEET OFF THE GROUND." I will be having a stress dream about this tonight.

Anecdotal evidence, but my firstborn never took to any kind of self-soothing: no pacifier, no lovey, never found her thumb. And she was a MISERABLE baby. But my son took to a pacifier right away and he's the most low-key baby on the planet, even without it. Pacifiers get a bad rap (think kids you've seen in public who…

My husband refers to the fact that she talks like a movie start from the 30s. He's not wrong.

God almighty.

I actually awwww'd at those photos. SUCH a good show!!! :(

This doesn't surprise me. I think it's a question of letting responding officers who were out of their depth question someone who was deft enough to avoid arousing suspicion. They absolutely should have watched the videos first, but unless it went to a detective squad (it doesn't say here whether or not it did, I…

I just thought of O-Town THIS MORNING. Did I summon this reunion from the universe? I'm sorry, everyone. I am also dying laughing about no Ashley Parker Angel (stupidest name in human history). If he someone manages to rejoin them, I'm going to shout my Lucille Bluth-iest, "OH REALLY? DID NOTHING CANCEL?"

Noooope. Her right side looks like it's filled with leaves and grass clippings.

But that is ELABORATE . When I graduated from preschool, I distinctly remember what I wore: just a hat, made from a blue paper bowl and a sheet of cardboard with a paper tassel. The bowl was too small on my gigantic cranium, but that's a story for another time.

She, as always, looks stunning. Accessories are cool and totally apropos. And while I get that the dress was chosen because it looks villainous: it looks like it's made from garbage bags. Atelier Versace or Hefty? Too close to call.

I know it's still getting loads of talk in the media, but I find it refreshing that this Kardashian nuptials isn't getting the publicity blitz the last one did. I mean, I guess it's good they're capable of some level of restraint. Although when it comes to that family, restraint is more like, "That giant bear mauled…