Help, Zack! My most priced possession, a copy of Chrono Trigger got purrloined and the Interpol refuses to take the case because they think “a cat” can’t have purrloined anything. But since they can’t explain how the game disappeared from a locked room with cameras and a laser grind if it wasn’t a Purrloin that did…

I love how Joker walks with his school bag through the streets of Tokyo in Persona 5. It’s so cool and yet realistic at the same time.

Yeah, no deal, Activision. You’re arbitrarily charging people 10 bucks worth of “next gen tax”, which is an idea I don’t subscribe to.

Wait, 2022? Why in the world are they announcing it now? I’m sorry Rocksteady, but that’s just dumb. Next year is on the border of fine, but 2 years from now(plus possible delays) is not.

I am a backer of the Seismitoad Massage Agency, despite the recent allegations of a senior staff member having forcibly paralyzed a male customer and dragged him to its home.

I actually just resubbed as well. Spent all of yesterday grinding Blue Mage to level 50, and now I’m working on getting Summoner to 60 just so I can play through Stormblood with it

He should sue for wrongful termination. Unless there’s something else going on behind the scenes

Would sure like P4 Golden ported to Switch as well

Oh, Kotaku, what have they done to you? I can live with the front page shenanigans since I can just put a /latest at the end of the url, but I refuse to click “Next” 21 times when I could’ve just scrolled down.

Goddamn Reginald. Why’d he have to spoil our fun?

Ash is losing his strength. Maybe his immortal curse itself is starting to weaken and he’ll eventually start aging again... Of course, even if this is the case, I wouldn’t expect we’ll see any physical changes for another 1000 years, as Ash’s curse is an exceptionally potent one. I’m really interested to find out…

To be fair, the cat lets you do way more stuff in Persona 5 Royal than he did in the original game. Now you can read a book or watch DVDs before going to bed!

I once saw a man eaten whole by a Carnivine, and that man was my father. True story.

Sigh... I think it’s fine to sell the definitive version with all the DLC, but the regular version should get updated too!

Stickers? I’m fucking sold. I still have the Witcher 3 sticker on my laptop and this one will go right next to it

Stickers? I’m fucking sold. I still have the Witcher 3 sticker on my laptop and this one will go right next to it

Some people just aren’t into JRPGs. Crazy, I know, but at least we know about Persona and can spread it’s message across all of the known universe

That card thingy is straight from Persona 4. Something similar could be in one of the Pokémon games, but in this context it’s pretty clearly a Persona thing

You really should if you’re at all into JRPGs. 5 in particular is one of the best ones in recent years

I know it’s an older one, but I got a good laugh out of that Persona themed Life In Aggro strip

Oh, so it’s a Pokémon that uses the Seed Cannon ability from Final Fantasy X? Cool, Kimahri would be proud