But the Tardis is obviously heavier on the inside. Otherwise, just landing would throw any space rock off of its natural orbit.

Oh, that’s why he never ages or grows! He’s getting denser and thus more powerful. Wouldn’t want to get in a figth with a monster like him.

Brilliant article, mate! And I agree, this game is awesome, as “Matsuno games” tend to be. So, where’s a new Tactics Ogre?

What? You haven’t seen that one before? Pretty sure I’ve seen him, flaming blade and all, as well as the other variants(chain, cannonball, etc.).

Stop exposing her(or possibly his) aliases, Luke! It’s hard being a secret agent in this day and age.

Weird... I mean the lady at the post office is attrative and all, but this is on a whole ‘nother level. This is just a straight up porno, pretending to be a Esports ad.

Mmmm, Toblerone...

GEEZ LOUISE! What the fuck...? This story is WAY too weird for me. Bye.

Xbox One Exes.

I wonder what’ll happen to us vampires? It wouldn’t make sense to make us get hungry(for food) or cold(resistance to frost), so I hope the effects of sunlight and not feeding have instead been increased.

Isn’t FMA set in an alternate version of Germany? It even features characters that are actually from an alternate version of Asia, while most characters are caucasian with some middle eastern immigrants, so the cast being Japanese makes no sense whatsover other than the franchise being conceived in Japan.

Nice to see Seinfeld getting some love.

I don’t understand all the hate. Sure, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed and he gets some pretty dumb ideas during the game. But is he not there for the protagonist when it counts? Does he not try to help his former running team, even though they hate his guts, when they’re about to screwed over by another shitty…

I usually am not into clicking on an article only to be greeted by a video I have to watch to get the story or opinion, but I watched this one because Dragon Quest is awesome and onw of my favorite series ever.

I started playing FFXIV last week. Fuckin’ awesome(Why didn’t anyone tell me?). I’m only 40 hours in at level 34.

Why...? He doesn’t even look like Squall. It’s like that one lady, who just had to look like Nefertiti.

He says he’s Italian and I believe him. Italians can get pretty dark skinned. In fact, my aunt got the Italian gene(from her father’s grandmother, who was born in Sicily) and her skin is quite dark, while the rest of the family are as white as it gets.

They have announced a Switch version, but haven’t shown any gameplay yet, as far as I’m aware.

Yeah, of course he’s dead. How else would he become a zombie(or any other form of undead)?

You can actually cast Decoy on your tanks to make enemies focus on them.