Yeah, I agree. They are hard to find. The little red bastard always manages to hide from me when I need to play Dragon Quest VII. Sorry about the next part.

Kangaroos don’t kill people?! Tell that to my totally imaginary uncle, who died instantly, when a kangaroo punched his weak liver! Of course, you could argue that my totally imaginary uncle killed himself by being an alcoholic for all those years and trying to attack a kangaroo, while he was drunk. You could also…

Why would the touchpad need its own scroll wheel? If it’s multitouch, then surely it has two-finger scrolling, right? And when I say ‘two-finger scrolling’, I’m referring to configuration, in which up is up and down is down(Get away from me, if you use the so-called “natural” scrolling).

How are all these people counting their block counts? Surely they don’t count them as they are place them? I’d guess they’re using some kind of program to compare block counts in the area before and after the build.

Which character is that? Surely not Piper? In my game, she wears the Silver Shroud Hat, which makes her look way too hot for a video game character. Maybe I just have some kind of fedora fetish(by fedora I mean fedora, NOT trilby).

I was gonna bitch about the lack of Dragon Quest VIII, but at least you had the best Final Fantasy game on the list, so you only get a warning this time. However, I will be writing you a ticket, if I ever catch you with a broken tail light again. By the way, I hope they announce a release date for the remaster soon,…

Columbo, no! Why?! How will the uniniteated watch the best detective series of all time now? What’s the point of streaming, if you can’t even watch the good stuff? Bummer.

Who the heck is CHRONO?! I think Awkward Zombie was referring to the main character of the best game of all time, Chrono Trigger. The problem is, his name is CRONO, without the ‘H’. Thank you, I’ll just take my leave.

It’s worth keeping in mind that worldwide sales have supposedly already passed 5 million, which makes this the fastest selling game in the series.

I’d eat that for free.

Some people say that too, but personally I think that sounds like superstitious hogwash. I mean, everyone knows nebulas come together, when ghosts sneeze.

I thought black holes where born, when you hook up 100 people to an empty headed dog lover’s head and have a party in the dreamscape. I guess I must’ve been mistaken.

This sounds really fucking sketchy. If this did in fact happen, then I’d assume that this Koch Media, or whatever they call themselves, is taking an extra step in their relationship with Square. Then another thing, why would Square even use a separate publisher in some countries, when they’ve never needed such a thing…

I realize this may be a bit crude looking, but it’s the best I can do.

Old friend... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU??!! Seriously, though, couldn’t they just port the games over and not make them look weird? And of course it’s made by Activision. As if they haven’t done enough to the franchise, now they have to burn the roots as well. I know I’ll be playing the original versions, until the…

People need to stop freaking out. It’s probably just Zelda, and not some mystical playable female character. Mr. Aonuma specifically said you can only play as a male, so it’s foolish think otherwise. I’m not saying these things don’t happen, because they do, but in this case it is highly inprobable.

While I’m definitely in the pro-witcher camp, but I can see why someone would dislike certain parts of the game, such as the question marks. There are WAY too many of them. I got ‘em all the first time around, but I had to stop my 2nd playthrough, because they were giving me anxiety.

I remember when I got my best friend into Final Fantasy. He came over once and I showed him the gateway drug, a.k.a. Kingdom Hearts. I gave him my copy and before I knew it he was borrowing FF7, then 9, 10, 12 and so forth. He even got a PSP to play Crisis Core, which turned out to be his favorite game ever.…

Are you sure you aren’t actually referring to the ‘Gizmodo Media Group’? I seem to recall Gawker getting killed in a car accident and now his deadbeat brother is trying to step up, so Uncle Joey will finally add him to his will.

I took a look at the second link and some of the fake Fallout 4 details seem quite close to what actually came out. ‘Boston Project’ and ‘Nuka World’ in particular pop out to those of us, who no longer exist in 2014. It just seems, so odd that fake details, can be so close to reality, but I guess it is as they say.…