It's probably related to deteriorating mental faculties, so yes, it might actually be difficult for him to have restraint.

That's a turtle suit. It's to prevent suicide.

I disagree about the dress, but I just cracked up reading your description of the selection scenario. Funny points for you.

It's all coming back...I remember the night before the wedding case. And I think that several courts held that where the party drafting the pre nup had representation, the other party had to at least have access to independent counsel (which they could waive). I do antitrust, but I might start drafting some crazy…

The $1 million was probably for the felony charges and the 2.5K was probably for a misdemeanor charge or two. Just my guess.

Defense attorney Larry Flowers said his client denied the allegations. "Once all the facts are known, we believe he will be vindicated," Flowers said. [while silently praying: "Oh, please god, let there some some good unknown facts. Just this once!" ]

You might look scary skinny. I would just look scary.

My mom had two lines growing up: "if I catch you have pre-marital sex, I won't pay for your wedding," or "I will knock you into the middle of next week." She never caught me, so it wasn't an issue, but I can't imagine taking a worse approach with my daughter.

Do you remember that family law case where the guy tried to put his wife's weight requirements in the prenup? I think she got x amount in the event of a divorce, unless she let her weight go over a certain amount and then she got less...something like that, it's been a while. I'm pretty sure that was determined…

I live in the capital city of my state and I cannot find a single nursing bra in my size. Thank god for the internet.

I'm a lawyer. I've been practicing for 4 years. I decided to go to law school after two years of working as a paralegal after I got my Bachelors. Even though I haven't been out of law school that long, the job market is significantly worse than when I graduated. I'm really lucky to have a job I love and I get paid…

I have one of these husbands too. The thing that will get him over it is doing it more. You just have to grin and bear the sighs and ridiculousness for a while. And praise the sky out of everything he makes. Mine still freaks out about chicken, but he has learned to make tofu with different curries. Buzzfeed actually…

I had a baby at 35 weeks last week. This is our first full day home and he is doing so great. And I'm doing great. After a terrible emergency c-section delivery two years ago and a bout of post-partum depression that put me in the hospital, getting a delivery that I am happy with is a huge accomplishment. And…

I'm currently a 34F because I'm naturally well-endowed and currently breastfeeding. I'm also fairly small boned and not very large anywhere else. It is so, so miserable. It physically hurts. I can't imagine volunteering to pay money to be that huge.

My husband and I are both attorneys, but this year I made more than him for the first time, even though I have been practicing for fewer years. He is positively gleeful about it. But, we look at our earnings as family money, not individual money, so maybe that helps.

I want this dress. I doubt it will look as nice on my vampire-white skin, but I don't care. I love it.

Porcine Swagger Coach at your service.

Mariah needs a sassy gay friend to help her look at her life and her choices.

That seems like a really dumb lie to tell. I don't know for sure, but it seems like porn would be like any other entertainment industry where there would be a contract. Couldn't they just bring out the contract and prove she was lying? Just to be clear, I think she's lying.

I also have a 2.5 year old. My idea of her doing her own thing is her being downstairs and her playroom coloring while I'm making dinner. Not, you know, leading her own life somewhere else.