I'll assume they don't have a drivers' license due to this porn addiction. Also...maybe I'm just missing the point of porn (I don't watch it because I don't find it appealing) but I thought it was to masturbate to. How does watching it in public do any good?

I think we all know it's going to involve two known variables: 1) meth; and 2) a younger male. It will, of course, be his frigid garden's fault.

I remember attending one with a friend in high school. The amount of work that went into each production (err....sermon) seemed pretty wasteful to me. New huge banners hand painted for each sermon topic. Lots of hours devoted to "worship music" practice. Tons of money spent on sound systems, etc. I just kept thinking…

The kind you "download while you are on the bus not getting your driver's license." I'm a non-porn watching woman, so I'll admit I have very little information about this topic, but I assumed that was a specific type of porn.

OM(daddy)G. I know someone who refers to her god as "Daddy" and "Daddy God" on her Facebook posts and it's just horrifying, but I can't stop reading the crazy!!!

I'm glad it wasn't just me. I was wondering if it was a new thing and suddenly that terminology was "OK" without me finding out about it! You definitely don't say that where I live, unless you are racist or making fun of someone's racist grandfather.

Like the advertisement in Mary Poppins? Disney (black)magic.

Can you define what makes someone a "true woman" for me? I want to make sure I am meeting the criteria. I would be devastated to find out that I've been running around telling people I'm a woman, when really I was just a fake.

I had to laugh at the amazing sleeping drug called Zolpidem...I'm one of those people who isn't allowed to take it because otherwise I drive to Wal*Mart (where I don't usually shop) buy a whole bunch of Christmas lights at 3 am, get out a ladder and decorate my roof for Christmas. And then wake up the next day with…