I would love ghost party details.

I actually had a roommate who started acting *insane* after I didn't go out to her birthday dinner. She hadn't really updated me on the plans, I found out (the day of I think) she was going to a really pricey restaurant I couldn't afford, and my boyfriend's brother + his partner were passing through town that night…

WAT

I have a friend who doesn't like when guys wear condoms. She says she knows her cycle. She and her husband have two oops children and think it's because she's "bizarrely fertile".

So, my issue with anyone that insists on not using barriers is that if they are doing that with you, they are doing that with everyone.

excuses i've heard for trying to get away with not paying for a lap dance:

I am more than fine with wearing a condom, and in fact almost always insist on it. (I think my count is so high I could get a tree pregnant.)

A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.

I AM THE PIE is a really great thing to yell.

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

One time a boy I liked in high school told me he couldn't hang out with me because he had just gotten his hair cut. I texted him about hanging out in the early afternoon, inviting him to hang out with me and my friends that night (I think I texted him at 2 PMish to ask if he wanted to chill at 7 PMish). He told me he…

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

Honestly, I find *my* period to be icky and a burden (although blood generally doesn't bother me), but that's personal eye-rolling annoyance at a bodily function that I have no intent to take advantage of (at least for awhile, if not ever). Can someone develop biotech that essentially turns off our ovulating/periods…

the messiah is probably going to have fetal alcohol syndrome if he's getting his divinity from my womb, tbh

Specious argument is specious. No feminist, anywhere, is saying "fuck equal pay for equal work if I can post #TBTs of my high school tampon fails." Let's see if Jia can explain why this is allowed to be a thing in the same universe where we are also contending with major societal forces opposing women's equality:

I don't know. What say you shit your pants, post it to Instagram, and report back? Better yet, link it back here.

if you had better reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that i agree with you and DGAF about period empowerment in north america really — however, it's good to know that you shit your pants every month for a week straight bro

anyone coming down here to be like "that pic is gross" is part of why i find this "my period blood is sacred and empowering" angle to be a little bit theoretically empty — it equates that "it's gross" reaction to the "it should be censored" reaction, when the two of them need to be separated. finding it gross is…

yeah, like, i find it extremely disempowering to think of MY WOMB AS HOME TO THE DIVINE lol, that sounds awful