Preeeeeetty sure you love to be “that guy.”

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

I’m really hoping she’s lying about that part...

I shouldn’t find that as funny as I do. Like this one:

Honestly, you seem insane and borderline illiterate. Everyone on this thread is trying to explain that to you.

Tone policing black women is pretty damn white, and if you don’t want to be lumped in with Miley, maybe don’t engage in it yourself?

Is the part requiring schools to report to police terrible? I mean, yes, I guess it is. I’ve known very few people who have been raped who have had the energy and mental fortitude at the time of the rape to go forward with a claim (including one woman who was drugged and raped by a serial pretty boy rapist who the…

UGHHHHH my eyes melted out of my face when I read that then my face melted off of my body then i died.

Or she was so emotionally stunted and immature she honestly couldn’t think of anything else to do.

I’m guessing there are some larger cultural contexts around this question.

My friends don’t even have cottages. Here I thought I was an adult, but it was all a lie.

Because it’s verboten or because those aren’t choices that you want to make for yourself? There’s a difference.

Do you have a boyfriend? A cell phone of your own? A job? Are you allowed to socialize and make your own decisions in life?

Horsies!

I demand all women wear robes at all times, so that they may be disrobed at appropriate occasions. And bathrobes won't do. None of that pedestrian stuff. Papal or nothing.

Try convincing someone with a psycho-somatic disease that what they believe to be physical is all in their head when they can feel it, see it, and smell it. It is literally part of the symptomology, they believe it is physical.